tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post8614394848942565667..comments2024-03-29T01:58:40.773+00:00Comments on Yorkshire Pudding: AdvertYorkshire Puddinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-59601620092231078832010-06-21T08:04:37.790+01:002010-06-21T08:04:37.790+01:00I perceive that the thought of me sewing the odd b...I perceive that the thought of me sewing the odd button on has scared you somewhat! In the grammatically correct East of the county you may not have had this expression..."That'll larrn ye."Elizabethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-34191444530440055352010-06-20T21:53:25.408+01:002010-06-20T21:53:25.408+01:00ATROCIOUS SPELLER Errr put it like that and you le...ATROCIOUS SPELLER Errr put it like that and you leave me lost for words! It is important to maintain a certain professional distance with one's pupils. By the way, the parrot's gun was not a real one - just a toy from Christmas cracker.Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-49587148723895546392010-06-20T10:07:41.114+01:002010-06-20T10:07:41.114+01:00So its okay for parrots to carry guns?
Thank you ...So its okay for parrots to carry guns?<br /><br />Thank you for your offer of personal tuition. I'm flattered and honoured that such an ambassador of the English language should be willing to teach an impoverished remedial such as myself. Its comforting to know that in the midst of your acclaim and fame you still hold on to your socialist principles of helping those who cannot help themselves. <br /><br />My Yorkshire pride would not normally have allowed me to accept such an offer, but seeing as my good friend, Clint, has mentioned this to you, I can do nothing but humbly and gratefully accept, vowing to be a diligent pupil for you, o most noble Lord. <br /><br />Sir, I have little to offer in the way of recompense, but do not wish to be beholden to you. I ply my needle well and have a wide range of womanly skills; perhaps we might contract to some private agreement whereby I might affect the use of such talents in exchange for your inordinate kindness. <br /><br />You will find me an eager and willing student and I am unlikely to give you cause for complaint. When are we to start, sir? xThe Attrocious Spellernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-79486743355684401272010-06-20T00:11:28.558+01:002010-06-20T00:11:28.558+01:00SHOOTING BUDGIES Just went into Google Images and ...SHOOTING BUDGIES Just went into Google Images and tried different variants on Shooting Parrot Gun etc.. Just copy it. I'll only charge you eleven guineas.<br />ELIZABETH You are right. I am opposed to guns but posting that parrot picture in no way compromised my principles. Regarding your special requirements, I believed a roadie from a band based in Hutton-le-Hole told me everything I needed to know.Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-31866596370836184162010-06-19T23:54:19.559+01:002010-06-19T23:54:19.559+01:00Oh no, didn't have my specs on; I've just ...Oh no, didn't have my specs on; I've just realised it's one of those weapons that you are so opposed to, YP.<br /><br />Who told you about my special requirements, anyway? xElizabethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-91630678122706045042010-06-19T22:33:19.417+01:002010-06-19T22:33:19.417+01:00I forgot to ask where you found the photo of the t...I forgot to ask where you found the photo of the tooled-up parrot? He could be perfect for one of my themes.Shooting Parrotshttp://shootingparrots.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-38392440592210358092010-06-19T22:12:54.157+01:002010-06-19T22:12:54.157+01:00FLORIBUNDA Special? Certainly. She has special nee...FLORIBUNDA Special? Certainly. She has special needs.Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-43838663194153571362010-06-19T22:07:09.304+01:002010-06-19T22:07:09.304+01:00She must be a very special lady.She must be a very special lady.Floribundanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-14511041940856858162010-06-19T21:56:38.854+01:002010-06-19T21:56:38.854+01:00FLORIBUNDA At one time I believe Coca Cola used th...FLORIBUNDA At one time I believe Coca Cola used the advertising slogan - "Accept no substitutes". So it is with Princess Elizabeth. Sorry Florrie but you'll have to find your own tutor to tryst with. Try the website www.trystingtutorsareus.comYorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-53564514800685829022010-06-19T20:26:51.312+01:002010-06-19T20:26:51.312+01:00If Elizabeth can't make it, tell me the trysti...If Elizabeth can't make it, tell me the trysting time and I'll be more than willing to have private tuition with you!Floribundanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-41227361874064017002010-06-19T19:02:07.664+01:002010-06-19T19:02:07.664+01:00JAN BLAWAT Excuse me? What's that you say? You...JAN BLAWAT Excuse me? What's that you say? You'll have to speak up my dear!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-89885334202510051912010-06-19T17:58:10.476+01:002010-06-19T17:58:10.476+01:00They have an automatic translator that is used to ...They have an automatic translator that is used to post words for the deaf who are watching TV here. From the waiting room in the Toyota dealer's this a.m. I observed it type: "the soffmor girls socker team has as many injuries as the boice team." I HOPE it was automatic, and not a real person, but I think it's disgraceful to assume deaf people are illiterate, or aren't offended by stoooopid spelling.Jan Blawathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06697621979002856884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-3360252819341333912010-06-19T17:22:32.036+01:002010-06-19T17:22:32.036+01:00SHOUTING PARROTS Pay money to beautify a blog! The...SHOUTING PARROTS Pay money to beautify a blog! The idea is ridiculous. What's on the menu tonight? A bread crust and a wedge of cheese? Enjoy!<br />ELIZABETH I could give you private lessons to help you with your spelling. May I suggest we meet up at the Floral Hall, Hornsea?<br />RHYMIE I've got to give it you sir - that's both clever and funny! Revenge will be sweet but I haven't yet decided on my plan of attack. However, don't be surprised to find your overflowing bank account drained after I have hacked into it!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-26400940315877136172010-06-19T13:41:28.731+01:002010-06-19T13:41:28.731+01:00Ayging inglish teechers probably dreem about Mary ...Ayging inglish teechers probably dreem about Mary Shelley and George Gordon, Lord Byron, <i>in flagrante delicto</i> and being discovered and horsewhipped by old Percy Bysshe himself,with John Keats standing by reciting <i>Ode on a Grecian Urn</i> to Chaucer's Wife of Bath, with said ayging inglish teechers playing all five starring roles, in the nude, of course, when they aren't reliving trips to see the moai on Rapa Nui.rhymeswithplaguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10870439618129001633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-45244727501033310432010-06-19T12:39:43.526+01:002010-06-19T12:39:43.526+01:00Peeple wot spel lik i dus must b an ayging inglish...Peeple wot spel lik i dus must b an ayging inglish teechers dreem. xElizabethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-76595194241959682132010-06-19T11:51:37.235+01:002010-06-19T11:51:37.235+01:00You are too kind Mr Pudding (the cheque is in the ...You are too kind Mr Pudding (the cheque is in the post).<br /><br />Of course, I have time to think and blog, taking inspiration from the bleak Manchester skyline glimpsed through the bars of my prison cell.<br /><br />Most of the poshness of my new look is down to Artisteer, a theme creation program that also works for Blogger.<br /><br />Word of warning though, it does cost money, you being a Yorkie and all that...Shooting Parrotshttp://shootingparrots.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-34429268165365468142010-06-18T18:31:54.899+01:002010-06-18T18:31:54.899+01:00RHYMIE I thought only women could multi-task!
JENN...RHYMIE I thought only women could multi-task!<br />JENNY Yes too posh really. I'm hanging on to the retro blog design. This fashion will come back, I'm sure.<br />ELIZABETH Oh yes - the theosaurus - what a plunderer that prehistoric creature was!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-89254871101627442012010-06-18T18:03:39.265+01:002010-06-18T18:03:39.265+01:00I can see the attraction; I bet a blog as swish as...I can see the attraction; I bet a blog as swish as Mr. Parrot's has a spell-check AND theosaurus built in!! xElizabethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-4189629436025883012010-06-18T17:26:56.005+01:002010-06-18T17:26:56.005+01:00Ah yes, I've rediscovered that one too! Very p...Ah yes, I've rediscovered that one too! Very posh.Jennytchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13621488409334115930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-3844273280834147182010-06-18T15:53:26.364+01:002010-06-18T15:53:26.364+01:00My favorite pastime is flower arranging while Grec...My favorite pastime is flower arranging <i>while</i> Greco-Roman wrestling.rhymeswithplaguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10870439618129001633noreply@blogger.com