29 May 2026

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Do you remember where we walked today? As pre-arranged, we met in the little car park just behind Hathersage Church where we each donned our walking boots. Both of us were a little stand-offish at first. I guess that was inevitable as previously we had only ever met each other here in the blogosphere.

I told you that Charlotte Bronte had once stayed in the vicarage adjacent to the churchyard and then we walked amongst the tombstones until we came to the grave I particularly wanted to show you - the grave of Little John, Robin Hood's trusty lieutenant. You said, "Wow! Is this for real?"

Some major repairs were happening inside the church so we were not allowed in but that didn't matter too much as the sunny afternoon was already ageing and we had four miles to walk before driving back to Sheffield for R&R and a nice evening meal at Pudding Towers.

Lane up the hill from Camp Green

We walked up the lane through Camp Green, the site of a medieval ringwork castle - probably dating back to the eleventh century. Though the narrow road beyond there isn't especially steep, the hill is remorseless. Up, up you go. You said "Oh dear, may we stop for a rest?" And because you were my guest, I assented.

Rather than following the farm track to Carr Head we took the woodland path towards Toothill Farm where assorted cows with calves were meandering. I reassured you that they would not trample us to death. Still rising, we made it to Carr Head Lane which runs more or less flat to The Dale.
Arriving at Carr Head Lane

We could see the southern end of Stanage Edge with Overstones Farm in its lee and I told you that I had photographed it numerous times. I thought you yawned with boredom but you said you were just tired after your long journey to Hathersage.
Overstones Farm and Stanage Edge

"What's that?" you gasped as you spotted Higger Tor way above Callow Farm that was for very many years in ruins but is now pretty much rebuilt to make someone a special Peak District home. And I told you about Iron Age hillforts.
Higger Tor above Callow Farm

We descended to the old footbridge by Mitchell Field Farm before rising up the opposite bank and rambling on through open fields  to Scraperlow Farm. By this time we were relaxed in each other's company and I sung you a song by Donovan Leitch, its title being "Catch The Wind" and you shared two of your deepest secrets with me - things you had never told anyone before. I promised not to tell another soul.
Scraperlow

Through majestic beech trees our path took us by a  silvery stream and down the hill to Sheffield Road. Just a little further, passing "The Scotsman's Pack" and up the steep lane to St Michael's Church and the car park where Butch the Juke was waiting for us.

You said, "I'm completely bushed!"

And I laughed before driving you back to Sheffield for lasagne with salad and a cold glass of sauvignon blanc. With humble apologies, you were early to bed and after you had gone up, Shirley said you were "very nice".  Your dinnertime tales were very amusing.

From this computer keyboard, I can hear you sleeping in our front bedroom right now. Not raucous snoring but deep, contented breathing. Tomorrow we will be out again. It is a toss up between Chatsworth House or a tour of Sheffield city centre. We will see how you feel in the morning.
Another view of Higger Tor with a drystone wall in the foreground

26 comments:

  1. Do you remember an inn, Miranda?

    Btw how are the Stanage stanzas coming along?

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    1. "Stanage Edge" has been stored in a metaphorical drawer for weeks now. This is deliberate. With the passage of time I will see the lines, the ideas and the words differently. I appreciate your gentle reminders Gilbert.

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    2. Do you remember an inn, Marcellous ?
      And the fleas that tease in the High Pyrenees,
      And the wine that tasted of tar ?

      I was in the High Pyrenees in the summer of 1970.
      I was luckier than Belloc. No fleas. The wine was nectar.

      But I never saw Stanage Edge or Higger Tor or the Iron Age
      hill fort or the silvery stream.

      The road to Heaven is the footpath at Carr Head Lane.

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    3. No. That's the road to Sheffield Monsieur... to some a kind of heaven.

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    4. In another life I could have lived in the Hyde Park flats in Sheffield,
      and managed the betting shop on the ground floor.

      I would have written the rawest meanest Northern novel ever written.
      * A bastard of a tale that will ruin your life * - Daily Mirror book review.

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    5. "How droll!" - The Daily Telegraph
      "Not very sexy!" - Playboy
      "Quite tame from my point of view" - Peter Morrell, HMP Barlinnie

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  2. How lovely to have a guest willing to walk miles with you to see sights he/she has never seen. And then to be entertaining at the dinner table too! My favourite photo today is that enormous tree root by the lane.

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    1. We will make you an Australian meal tonight Elsie. Roasted emu on a bed of eucalyptus leaves.

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  3. Chatsworth would be my choice thank you!

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    1. That's fine Frances. We will walk around the gardens too.

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  4. Keep some lasagne for when I visit.

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  5. Thanks for taking us along for the walk. Maybe next year you could host a Blogger Gathering in Yorkshire.

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  6. Further proof that blogmates are real people and might be quite likeable.
    I don't know why I assumed you were in the company of woman, when now I don't think you were.
    Having visited Chatsworth House just three years ago, that would be my choice. Take the buggy ride around the gardens. Everyone has seen enough of posh old English houses.

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    1. I deliberately made the narrative unisex.

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  7. May I move into Scraperlow?

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    1. If you stay quiet, the current owners may not know that you are there.

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  8. What a great walk/hike you had, with perfect weather! I am particularly intrigued by Scaperlow, it‘s an unusual building.

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    1. It is indeed. It's an odd place to build a house like that high on the moors. It dates from the early eighteenth century but was remodeled significantly in the early nineteenth century.

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  9. Pretty sure I would not be able to keep up with you, Mr. P.

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    1. Then I could give you a piggyback Mrs M.

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  10. I'm confused. Did you have a real guest or are you just imagining having a blogging guest? Nice tour anyway!

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    1. It could have been anyone Ellen - maybe even you!

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