tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post3581718160762749871..comments2024-03-28T14:01:51.325+00:00Comments on Yorkshire Pudding: LimerickYorkshire Puddinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-15090256551024669472015-06-01T10:39:53.831+01:002015-06-01T10:39:53.831+01:00I didn't realise that just like Adolf Hitler, ...I didn't realise that just like Adolf Hitler, Blatter has only got one ball.Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-56280460304224558162015-06-01T01:55:05.084+01:002015-06-01T01:55:05.084+01:00Ha! Ha! Very apt !Ha! Ha! Very apt !Helsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15136273834165751276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-24635826825752555502015-06-01T00:25:10.368+01:002015-06-01T00:25:10.368+01:00And how so loudly he did bawl
His cry was heard do...And how so loudly he did bawl<br />His cry was heard down the hall<br />When strategically her foot hit his ball<br />He was the one then to turn red<br />With his tail between his legs he fledLeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-77057678265648475082015-05-30T19:43:16.684+01:002015-05-30T19:43:16.684+01:00Ha! Ha! You cheeky monkey Jan!Ha! Ha! You cheeky monkey Jan!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-28025153884960574982015-05-30T17:40:22.643+01:002015-05-30T17:40:22.643+01:00Sepp Blatter? Is that a disease that affects one&#...Sepp Blatter? Is that a disease that affects one's ability to piss?Jan Blawathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06697621979002856884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-40435176932496237152015-05-30T17:11:18.594+01:002015-05-30T17:11:18.594+01:00A woman called Peace Thyme Garden and Weather Stat...A woman called Peace Thyme Garden and Weather Station<br />Offered me congratulation<br />When in rapid time<br />I penned a rhyme<br />That filled her with huge admirationYorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-60989914421270152052015-05-30T16:34:21.213+01:002015-05-30T16:34:21.213+01:00I must say, I really do not understand all the fus...I must say, I really do not understand all the fuss. I especially do not understand why our FBI is involved. It's not like they have no corruption to investigate right here at home!<br /><br />Love all the limericks! You could write a tome of them in a week and make tons of cash. But then, the FBI might get after you. Better not.....Peace Thymehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17361079101751470855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-63883259897858617652015-05-30T14:03:51.882+01:002015-05-30T14:03:51.882+01:00I wonder what rhymes with Graham apart from the ob...I wonder what rhymes with Graham apart from the obvious - mayhem.Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-40185168248971510392015-05-30T13:59:47.347+01:002015-05-30T13:59:47.347+01:00Excellent.Excellent.Graham Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11196744947133121475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-88612568142380950862015-05-30T13:27:13.619+01:002015-05-30T13:27:13.619+01:00Well, my hair is very short and very grey, but &qu...Well, my hair is very short and very grey, but "glabrous"??<br /><br />And now I guess I'll have to learn to write limericks as well as haiku. Mary Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14986934534719487604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-15356186836411470092015-05-30T12:23:33.056+01:002015-05-30T12:23:33.056+01:00Of course you may nick it Ambassador. You wouldn&#...Of course you may nick it Ambassador. You wouldn't want to read the alternative and more mischievous version that fluttered briefly in my mind!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-50992094312711776182015-05-30T12:21:12.113+01:002015-05-30T12:21:12.113+01:00You really know how to hurt a guy Adrian!You really know how to hurt a guy Adrian!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-68270769158052200102015-05-30T10:54:12.884+01:002015-05-30T10:54:12.884+01:00Pigs awake, fed and ready to fly in Sheffield?Pigs awake, fed and ready to fly in Sheffield?ADRIANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07113961163396562781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-35834892188846391052015-05-30T10:48:59.853+01:002015-05-30T10:48:59.853+01:00I love it!!! Thank you! Am I allowed to nick it an...I love it!!! Thank you! Am I allowed to nick it and publish it on my blog? (Giving credit to the author, of course.)Librarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05704656564078750607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-21190602057920986812015-05-30T10:19:38.851+01:002015-05-30T10:19:38.851+01:00An Australian lady called Lee
Went to Blatter'...An Australian lady called Lee<br />Went to Blatter's place for her tea<br />She started to blush<br />And her heart turned to mush<br />When he clamped his old hand on her kneeYorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-79513696805280570122015-05-30T10:15:02.377+01:002015-05-30T10:15:02.377+01:00A Ludwigsburg lady called Meike
Wanted her neighbo...A Ludwigsburg lady called Meike<br />Wanted her neighbours to like her<br />She invited them in<br />For hors d'oeuvres and pink gin<br />All displayed on her kitchen formicaYorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-77114569805592507352015-05-30T09:50:07.870+01:002015-05-30T09:50:07.870+01:00You don't get "it" because you are n...You don't get "it" because you are not on the FIFA gravy train Alphie!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-88762448370460889042015-05-30T09:48:37.794+01:002015-05-30T09:48:37.794+01:00Column inch? More like Column 8.5 inch Adrian!Column inch? More like Column 8.5 inch Adrian!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-62247638824327984562015-05-30T09:46:07.027+01:002015-05-30T09:46:07.027+01:00A Tennesee lady called Mary
Had parts that were te...A Tennesee lady called Mary<br />Had parts that were terribly hairy<br />After self-immolation<br />And deforestation<br />She's now as glabrous as a fairy.Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-65122335151704662222015-05-30T09:22:51.448+01:002015-05-30T09:22:51.448+01:00Oh dear, I hope I won't be spreading flu-like ...Oh dear, I hope I won't be spreading flu-like systems around the world.Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-52271888003370800062015-05-30T07:37:29.891+01:002015-05-30T07:37:29.891+01:00I'm sick and tired by now of the FIFA affairs ...I'm sick and tired by now of the FIFA affairs being endlessly on every news programme, but your limerick sums it all up nicely and certainly makes me neither sick nor tired.<br />By the way, I love limericks ever since our English teacher first introduced them to us when I was about 11. My mind is just not bright enough to make up my own.Librarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05704656564078750607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-35536643130870469772015-05-30T07:02:16.768+01:002015-05-30T07:02:16.768+01:00And on and on did Blatter blather as if it didn...And on and on did Blatter blather as if it didn't matter!<br />Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-86656012528042386032015-05-30T06:54:45.512+01:002015-05-30T06:54:45.512+01:00Excellent sell it to Nanc.....I mean...Football We...Excellent sell it to Nanc.....I mean...Football Weakly. You could get a regular column inch.ADRIANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07113961163396562781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-5078091109681262042015-05-30T05:16:53.470+01:002015-05-30T05:16:53.470+01:00I laughed out loud. I also laugh at the attitude...I laughed out loud. I also laugh at the attitude of people who despise what they see as corruption in countries whose economies are not as fabulous as Western economies and then applaud and promote the very same thing on a grand scale when it happens at home.<br /><br />I don't get it...<br /><br />Ms Soupalphabet souphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11744905399607433764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13883584.post-24268382409034352962015-05-30T03:52:38.531+01:002015-05-30T03:52:38.531+01:00That might even go viral for you YP. That might even go viral for you YP. carol in cairnshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13361149279309934814noreply@blogger.com