4 December 2025

Nuts

There is a stall in Sheffield's covered Moor Market called "The Nut Bar". Perhaps you are thinking it's a regular bar but for nuts like Bruce Taylor, Bob Slatten,  Meike Riley and JayCee Manx to meet up for beer and chat - but sadly, it is not that kind of bar.

No. It is just a regular market stall that happens to specialise in nuts. There are all manner of nuts there - all carefully packaged by Jack Schofield the market trader who has been selling nuts for the past forty six years. Actually, there's a team of seven staff members.

This is The Nut Bar's message to the world, "We stock every kind of nut from peanuts, cashews and macadamia nuts to wasabi or yoghurt-coated nuts, as well as fruits, dried cranberries and goji berries. Our nuts, fruits and seeds come from around the world. If we don’t have what you want, we will do our best to source it for you."

This may sound nuts but when I visited the stall on Tuesday of this week, I was not after nuts. I wanted dried apricots, dried cranberries and banana chips. It was so much cheaper to buy these items there than in a regular supermarket or health store.

I wanted these natural products  to snack upon occasionally during this phase of my life when I am trying to shed two or three stones with the assistance of weight loss medication. No more potato crisps, cheese and biscuits or late night sandwiches. Instead, bring on the cranberries and the dried apricots if you would be so kind.

But now I get to the real reason I decided to write this nutty blogpost. Each of the three packages I bought was labelled up showing the countries of origin. My apricots came from Turkey, the banana chips from The Philippines and the cranberries from the USA.

I find that a little crazy and further evidence that we do indeed live in a mad world. I get the same feeling when I see mange tout from Kenya or  strawberries from Spain or rice from Thailand in our supermarkets. All those air miles! All that fossil fuel! It was not like this when I was a boy. Most of what you ate was seasonal or it came from our own island - not from some faraway place. 

To add to the nuttiness and hypocrisy, this evening I  booked a little holiday in Egypt. A seven day Nile river cruise from Luxor to Aswan and back. We will be seeing some of  what remains of Ancient Egypt and perhaps also  fields of green beans being harvested by Tesco, Sainsburys and Aldi. That's 95 days away in early March. Something to look forward to as we emerge from  the bitter depths of winter.

33 comments:

  1. A Nile Cruise?? Oh, please, please, please, take photos. We have a "Charlesworth's Nuts" stall at our Central Market and another one in the city, I love the aroma as I walk past.

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    1. I am surprised that "Charlesworth Nuts" did not ask you to lie down amidst the other nuts.

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  2. We did the Nile cruise a few years ago, it was the best cruise we’d been on and we’ve been on a few Queens, it’s very old fashioned like going back to the 30s-40s, be warned you’re up early for the trips to the tombs etc. they like you back on board out of the heat for midday lunch, then they do afternoon tea on deck cucumber sandwiches delicious cakes and china pots of tea, the evening dinner is all silver service and and you’re expected to dress appropriately, Joanna Lumley featured the cruises in her travel programme, if you get chance do the dawn hot air balloon trip over the valley of the kings it’s breathtaking ….

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    1. Thank you Twee Tart but because of the potential danger, I doubt that we will opt for the balloon ride.

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    2. The balloon rides are safe(ish) we came down in a field of corn, the farmer was non to pleased..the boat sent a mini bus to pick us up…

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  3. Well that was a surprise ending. You should have led with that. I can't wait to see the photos!

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    1. You will have to wait until mid-March Nurse Pixie.

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  4. The Nile Cruise will be something to look forward to all winter!

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    1. We did not holiday abroad in 2025 so the trip to Egypt will be quite special I think.

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  5. If I tell my sister that you are going to Egypt, she'll turn green with envy. She has been into all things Ancient Egypt since she was a little girl. In fact, for her 10th birthday, we all got on a bus to Munich and visited the exhibition of Tut-Anch-Amun's tomb gifts that was touring the world that year (1977). She has visited Egypt twice in the late 1980s and 90s and at one time even contemplated having her employer send her there for a year, but she would have needed to be married, since the company did not wish to send single young women to a country with a predominantly Muslim society.
    I suppose it would be hard to come across home-grown bananas and apricots in Yorkshire, although not entirely impossible.

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    1. What I dislike is the bland assumption that it is perfectly okay to transport foodstuffs around the world without question. Does your sister "Walk Like An Egyptian"?

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  6. "It was not like this when I was a boy."

    For some reason this made me think of John Masefield's poem, Cargoes.

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    1. I remember reading and working on that poem both in primary and secondary school. I still have yet to see a quinquereme of Nineveh.

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  7. Dried apricots….here in Australia I love our dried apricots, so so much better than the Turkish version, however, so hard to find our beautiful Australian apricots these days. Marie, Melbourne, Australia

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    1. Why not try an apricot shop Marie? Thanks for calling by.

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  8. What a lucky boy you are going to Egypt. Something to get you through this wet and cold winter. Have you room for me in your suitcase?

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    1. No but you will fit in our travel trunk. Don't drink the gin while you are cooped up in there.

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  9. Dried apricots and banana chips are remarkably high in sugars and calories. Theyre yummy, though!
    I dream of a holiday, any holiday. You will enjoy Egypt.

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    1. Calories? What are they? I would like some chocolate-covered ones.

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  10. You really must try our delicious Manx bananas. So fresh and tasty.
    A Nile cruise .. sounds wonderful. I am looking forward to reading your trip report next March.

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    1. Manx bananas smell and look just like kippers.

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  11. You'll enjoy the Nile Cruise and the sunshine!
    Hate to spoil your enjoyment, but banana chips have amongst the highest content of sugar of any dried fruit. I love them, but rarely indulge, even though I'm not diabetic and my sugar levels earned me three hearts from the doctor on my last blood test- as did my cholesterol levels!

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    1. I don't know enough about calories and that kind of thing. I thought I was making a wise choice. Boo-hoo!

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  12. The cranberries and apricots could have been grown and processed in Britain, but the price would need to be substantially higher. Fresh, local, and seasonal limits selection and may well cost more than we have grown accustomed to.

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    1. In the west we have not given a damn in the past about where our food comes from and the companies that bring it to us just want profit.

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  13. My mother did a river trip down the Nile. She, too, loved it. I am sure you and Shirley are going to enjoy Egypt very, very much.
    Dried fruit is good to snack on but beware! The sugar content in them is very concentrated and they are not a low calorie alternative to other types of snacks. If this weren't true, I'd eat dried pineapple and dates by the pound.

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    1. Thanks for the dried fruit warning. I had better not replenish my current stock.

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  14. But you get more variety of nuts and fruits because they can fly them in from all over. You can't grow everything in one country's climate, right?
    My sister and her husband did an Egypt tour and loved it. They got to ride camels!

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    1. Yes we do get the variety but at what cost to this planet?

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  15. I like a good dried cranberry but Debra is right about the sugar content!
    As for nuts, I like almost all, both the kind you nibble on and the people ... on whom you might nibble, too?

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    1. In England we have a brand of salted peanuts called "Nobby's Nuts". I suspect you would love nibbling them Bob!

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    2. I'm with you Bob.
      Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
      Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
      That's what the showman said

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  16. It is something to look forward to. My partner always wanted to visit Egypt. I didn't. The disagreement ended when things became rather messy in the country.
    أعطني أموالك الإنجليزية أيها الأجنبي

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