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1 . How long have you been visiting "Yorkshire Pudding"?First and only visit today ⬜
One week to one month ⬜
One month to one year ⬜
It feels like forever ⬜
2. How would you rate the quality of writing? Abysmal ⬜
I cannot understand what the hell he is saying ⬜
He tries to show off by using big words⬜
Tremendous, almost Shakespearean ⬜
3. Please rate the range of blogpost contentI didn't realise that there is any range ⬜
Disappointingly narrow ⬜
Just about satisfactory ⬜
Fascinating and an amazing array of subjects ⬜
4. How would you rate the appearance of the blog?Old-fashioned and unappealing ⬜
It looks like the back end of a bus ⬜
Too damned green and the text is too small ⬜
Like a work of art . A true joy to behold. ⬜
5. How would you describe the author of this blog?As mad as a hatter ⬜
Bigoted and intolerant ⬜
Someone I hope I never meet in real life ⬜
Kind-hearted, generous, intelligent and sexy ⬜
6. Would you recommend "Yorkshire Pudding" to your friends?You must be joking! ⬜
I would rather recommend contracting typhoid ⬜
Only if I receive a guaranteed financial reward ⬜
Wholeheartedly and with much enthusiasm ⬜
7. More about you.Age..............................
Gender..............................
Criminal convictions........................................................................................
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Bank current account number..............................P.I.N.Number..............................
e-mail address..............................
e-mail password..............................
Mother's maiden name..............................
Ethnicity..............................
Biggest untold secret............................................................................................
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Feels Like Forever.
ReplyDeleteShakespearian.
Fascinating.
A True Joy To Behold.
Kind hearted. Generous.
Wholeheartedly With Much Enthusiasm.
Male. Seventy Five. Weatherby's Private Bank (Edinburgh).
No Criminal Convictions. Never been questioned by the Police.
Hamilton : The Mammy's Maiden Name.
Scottish. British. Irish. I like the Welsh.
Untold Secret :
I was an Altar Boy at the Latin Mass, rang the brass bell at Transubstantiation.
The bell summoned the goddess, an Asiatic Mystery Cult. Adapted by Rome.
I always screwed up. Rang the bell wrongly. The goddess was not summoned.
I hope that you did not experience what many altar boys experienced behind the scenes. It was God's will.
DeleteP.S. You neglected to include full personal bank details.
Our old Irish priest was a laugh a minute, and he had a friendly boxer
Deletedog called Prince. Regarding Rome's untold secrets ...
Kidnapped from the Vatican : The Emanuela Orlandi Story.
YouTube. Real Stories.
Hahahahahaha, I laughed all the way through this delightful bit of nonsense!
ReplyDeletePleased to hear it...And now I am adding you to my sidebar sweetheart.
DeleteYou made me laugh and I appreciate that today. Well done.
ReplyDeleteMaking you laugh is no mean feat - like making Trump see sense.
DeleteSurprise ending for me but this is what happens. Somebody is always out there to get all your information.
ReplyDeletePersonal bank details please Keith.
DeleteA lot of those choices don't fit what answer I might give and there is NO way I'd fill out the rest of that.
ReplyDeleteChoices that do not fit... that's par for the course with customer satisfaction surveys.
DeleteGood fun!
ReplyDeleteI like to tickle people.
Delete🤣 does 'stuffed in the mattress' count as a bank account?
ReplyDeleteNo. That's called miserliness.
DeleteCBA
ReplyDeleteCharming!
DeleteMother's maiden name: Engel (German for angel).
ReplyDeleteSadly - not a name that would fit your character.
DeleteThat's why I'm Riley - living the life...
DeleteDo you promise not to empty my bank account?
ReplyDeleteNever say never.
DeleteI am not answering, lest I offend.
ReplyDeleteYou have offended by not answering Andrew.
DeleteDear Sir, your buttons are Unclickable, and your dotted lines Unwriteable. "Mad as as Hatter" sounds about right, though; and my bank account number consists of a selection of the numbers 1234567890. Good luck in figuring out the correct order yourself.
ReplyDeleteSadly no matter how many times I tried to tick the boxes, nothing happened, so I am afraid most of my answers will remain forever unknown. However, I can supply the following.....
ReplyDeleteAge......Never ask a lady that!........................
Gender.......F....................
Criminal convictions.....None -unless you count the detention I got in school for wearing a necklace........
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Bank current account number.......1234 5678.......................
P.I.N.Number.......1234.......................
e-mail address.......ADBC@whocares.com.......................
e-mail password......Snow Whiteandthe7drawfs.....(2 capitals, one number and 7 characters)...................
Mother's maiden name.........Not mum.....................
Ethnicity....Mongrel..........................
Biggest untold secret....Broke my nose as a young girl playing rugby
I am sad today but this bit of nonsense cheered me up for a bit. It is a bit like a bot for AI, you are not a robot are you?
ReplyDeleteAww, Thelma - I hope whatever ails you passes soon.
Delete1 . How long have you been visiting "Yorkshire Pudding"? It feels like forever
ReplyDelete2. How would you rate the quality of writing? It's a tie between "He tries to show off by using big words" and "Tremendous, almost Shakespearean."
3. Please rate the range of blogpost content. Again a mashup of "Just about satisfactory" with "an amazing array of subjects."
4. How would you rate the appearance of the blog? Green.
5. How would you describe the author of this blog? A dichotomy of "mad as a hatter" and "Kind-hearted, generous, intelligent"
6. Would you recommend "Yorkshire Pudding" to your friends? Only if I receive a guaranteed financial reward ... kidding.
7. More about you.
Age.............................. somewhere between 40 and death.
Gender.............................. Male.
Criminal convictions.............................. Some cases are still pending so it's best to Plead the Fifth.
Bank current account number...................... 1234
P.I.N.Number.............................. 4321
e-mail address.............................. I cannot receive email at the penitentiary.
e-mail password.......................... see above
Mother's maiden name........................ Maid Marion
Ethnicity.............................. Blended
Biggest untold secret.............................. I am actually a cat
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This is pretty good, Mr. P.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed it. And as to customer satisfaction, just keep up the good work.
LOL! By the second question the sceptic in me was making loud warning noises :D Fun post, YP.
ReplyDeleteMy friend (okay the person I spoke to at the bus stop) was not impressed when I recommended contracting typhoid.
ReplyDeleteFunny! It does feel like forever, but that's not your fault.
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