21 March 2026

Cruising

Shirley and I had never been on any kind of cruise before and we had always spurned the idea of "all inclusive" holidays. So booking a Nile cruise aboard the "Al Horeya" was something of a departure for us. We fancied Egypt but not the idea of making independent arrangements as we have so often done in the past.

All cruise boats on The Nile look similar. They need to fit through the locks at Esna and they need to pass under bridges. Our boat had five decks with the top one being a lounge area complete with a bar,  a small swimming pool and two little jacuzzi pools. I swam in the pool twice.

Our cabin (Number 420) was on the fourth deck and we were pretty happy with it. The twin beds that butted up with each other were spacious and the pure white Egyptian cotton bedding was smooth and clean. The little bathroom was perfectly serviceable and the hot water supply was reliable. There was a narrow Juliet balcony overlooking the river. The only thing I did not appreciate was that there was a locked connecting door to our neighbours' cabin. Fortunately the couple next door were as quiet as us. The majority of cabins did not have that issue.

Fourth floor housekeeping was undertaken by two young men - Mustafa and Mahmoud who were always smiley and always there. They kept sculpting our towels. See below...

Most passengers ate down on Deck 2 where the Lazeeza restaurant was located. Here breakfast and lunch were buffet affairs. For evening meals there was waiter service.

We were very happy with the food choices and at lunch and dinner there was always something different on the menu. At breakfast I had a freshly made omelette every day after watching it being made by happy Mohamed in his tall toque blanche.

One lunchtime Shirley and I raved about the spinach tagine and I even got the recipe from the head chef. He seemed delighted to be asked.

There were 140 passengers on the boat and eighty two members of staff. We found them all to be diligent, welcoming and smiley. By the way - there were no women in the staff team with only one working woman on board - our holiday rep from Shropshire - Katie. She was very nice and had a fine singing voice too.

We found ourselves conversing at length with several other couples on our boat and this was an enjoyable part of the experience. There were some very nice people but one or two whose main topic of conversation was themselves - where they had been, what they had achieved, what they thought. Once stung, you made a point of avoiding these windbags. There were two widows sharing a cabin, a brother chaperoning his disabled brother and two pairs of gay men who were very comfortable with the holiday experience even though homosexuality is still highly stigmatized in Egypt.

There was a lovely, relaxed atmosphere on board and if someone had said to me - this is how the rest of your life will be from now on, I would not have minded.

Cruising along The Nile with a G&T in your hand. There are far worse things you could spend your remaining time doing.

18 comments:

  1. I don't know if gratuities were included in the tour package, but I would have tipped extra for those towel sculptures!

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    1. In Egypt, everybody expects tips. Without them normal life would probably disintegrate. We gave our housekeepers $10 US each and they both seemed very happy with that.

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  2. OK. I am sold. Where do I sign up?
    It does sound delightful. You have definitely piqued my interest now.

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    1. Send me two hundred guineas and I will book your Nile cruise for you JayCee. Will you be bringing his lordship along to carry your suitcase?

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  3. I am not interested in cruising along the ocean to ports of call, but the idea of cruising up and down the Nile is very appealing.

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    1. We feel the same way and we enjoyed the relative smallness of our vessel.

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  4. Our cabin crew made ridiculous towel sculptures too! It must be a thing on Nile Cruises. I don't think our boat was that tall -- we had a cabin right at the waterline, which was interesting -- looking out the window with the river rushing past just below the windowsill.

    You're right about the experience, though. There are far worse things. (Oh, and Dave and I never had a problem in Egypt re. being gay. I had a guide ask me if we were "together" and I told him yes, but he treated us just fine, as did everyone else. As in Morocco, I think expectations for foreigners are different than they are for locals.)

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    1. Our restaurant was at water level too and the river often splashed against the windows.

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  5. I can recommend Riviera travel. We have been on many river cruises over the years. The last one was Amsterdam, Brugge, Ghent and the amazing Kukenhoff gardens. A week of bliss.
    I never thought cruising would be my cup of tea but it really is. Xx

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    1. Have you got shares in Riviera Travel Christina?

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  6. I love towel sculptures! That bit of whimsy would make my day.
    When I took the Indian Pacific across Australia last year I loved the whole experience and I think a cruise like yours would be very similar.
    Im glad it went so well for you

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  7. Egypt is older than England and Europe.
    It was the cradle of magic in the ancient world.
    Moses and Jesus of Nazareth spent their childhoods there.

    140 passengers. Fewer would be awkward. More, impersonal.
    Omelette & Spinach Tagine. Perfect. Gin & Tonic. So British.

    * The Nile is the only river in the world that has the audacity to cross
    a thousand miles of desert and still reach the sea. *

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    1. Ancient Egyptian Mysteries Found in Christ.
      YouTube. Myth Vision Podcast.

      I hold to the faith of the Scottish Reformation, but if you have a taste
      for heterodoxy there is much to enjoy. Good graphics.

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  8. I see this will not be your last all-inclusive cruise!

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  9. Any sign of Poirot or Miss Marple? I'd have been looking for them. A cruise like yours very much appeals to me. I need to look into it.

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  10. Sounds like a great tour. You have given an excellent description.

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  11. It sounds delightful.
    We once had an issue with an adjoining door, with a huge gap underneath allowing all noise to come and go from the rooms. We complained and we were moved to another room without a problematic door.
    While quite different, spend some money on a Danube cruise. Don't go for the cheap. Do it properly with most things included. Much of the cruising is done at night, and days are spent looking around towns, where the boat is generally moored close to the centre of the towns.

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  12. "And, gentle, do not care to know,
    Where [originally: Poland] draws her eastern bow"...

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