27 July 2025

Arms

It's quiz night at "The Blogger Arms"  and customers have been teleported into the pub from every corner of the globe. Remember how they did it in "Star Trek"? Incredible technology.

Here they all are indulging in their favourite tipples before the quiz starts. Over there I can see Steve Reed with a dirty martini talking to Coppa's Girl (Carol) who is enjoying a pint of sangria with Cro Magnon who is supping neat "Ricard". In yon corner Dave Northsider is secretly canoodling with JayCee Manx. Both of them are married - it's scandalous!  She appears to be drinking a small gin and tonic but Dave has half a dozen bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale lined up on their table. So romantic!

Jason Fox (aka Arctic Fox) dressed in a rainbow coloured kaftan is swigging craft beers made in obscure Yorkshire valleys while Meike Riley is necking a bottle of best German Riesling. They are conversing with two American bloggers - Mary Moon who is drinking a dirty martini just like Steve and Bruce Taylor who is clinging to a pint bottle of Jack Daniels and doesn't appear to require a glass. He is wearing a red MAGA cap.

By the door is the Canadian table. Jenny O'Hara, Nurse Pixie, Keith Kline, Shammickite and Debra Whoseeks are politely sharing a medium bottle of sparkling water. On the other side of the door is The Australian table where Raucous Andrew from Melbourne and Wild Elsie from Adelaide, Doula Kylie Tai, Marcellous The Marvellous and Sweet Helen from Brisbane are sharing an endless supply of cold tinnies by Fosters.

It's hard to keep track of who is here and who is not. There's Ed from Iowa in his Hopalong Cassidy cowboy suit, martini-swilling Jennifer Barlow dressed as an air hostess and Bob Slatten in  his padded Donald Trump costume - complete with swollen legs and bruised hands. Gorgeous Ellen from Illinois is nattering with Luscious Kelly from Arkansas and poor Michael from Virginia just cannot get a word in edgeways. He appears to be drinking "Guinness". Tasker Dunham is playing his guitar and singing "The Goole Blues" over a foaming  pint of "Old Git" as Frances from Harpenden peers at him like a lovesick puppy over a green cocktail.

Mysterious Monica and Sagacious Thelma are sitting at the bar with Dogwoman Janice swigging tequila shots  as Sir Graham Edwards and Addy from south east London enjoy a game of cribbage with two old timers from Washington D.C. - namely David and his Hamster. They are drinking expensive French champagne as David is very wealthy and demands the best even when he is in the mood for boozing with lesser mortals.

Over there you can see the exclusive "D" table where blog visitors whose names begin with "D" can guzzle Spanish wine to their hearts' content - Diaday, Debs, Debbie, Debra, Deborah, Deirdre, Dora Peppalady etc.. Nearby, Traveller and Tigger's Mum and drinking crème de menthe at the "T" table as they compare the merits of different supermarkets.

Oh-oh! Here comes the quizmaster with his microphone. He climbs up onto the little stage next to the Gents toilet wearing a bright red Welsh rugby jersey. Why! I do declare - it's none other than John Humphrey Gray - the famous Welsh blogger from the mountain village of Trewlanyd. Expertly, he settles the boisterous attendees...

"All right! Shut the **** up and listen! The quiz will start in  three minutes! Make sure you have an answer sheet on your table and a pen too!"

The quiz will be teleported to tomorrow's blogpost.

P.S. Tonight, England Women beat Spain on penalties in the final of the Euros  tournament that was played in Switzerland. Such drama! Such delight! Well done my bonny lasses!

68 comments:

  1. What a party! I'm more than content sitting at the Canadian table drinking sparkling water -- must keep my wits about me for the Pub Quiz tomorrow!

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    1. Maybe Keith will offer you a peanut.

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  2. I've zipped my lips and gotten my paper and pencil ready. Bring it on!

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  3. It's been ages since I watch Star trek

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  4. this sounds like it will be a lot of fun if people could shut up. Nurse Pixie went to the school I taught in so she will be a number one in coming up with answers!!!

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  5. I hope there's no objections if I sneak onto the Canadian table???

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  6. "Bob Slatten in his padded Donald Trump costume "

    I am DEEPLY offended!!!! 😁

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    1. The golden badger hairpiece was a masterstroke.

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  7. I honestly wish we could all be there in person. Also, tap water would be fine with me :)

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  8. I'm sharpening my pencil already.

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  9. Glad I found a dry white on the menu, since I am not and have never been a beer drinker. The foaming pint of "Old Git" nearly made me splutter coffee all over my computer.
    I am curious as to the meaning of the sign of the "Blogger Arms". Why is the fellow who looks a bit like a gardener holding two forks, and why do the forks' handles end in such weird... things..., things I can not identify? (Or is that going to be one of the quiz questions?)

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    1. Don't ask me, ask AI! After all, you are the data specialist!

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  10. Cheers and a bottle of dog all round!

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    1. You got really pissed Dave! I could not tell what you were saying!

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  11. Sorry I couldn't make it to quiz night....I was washing my hair!!

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    1. You must have missed it on your first reading. You were swooning over Tasker Dunham's singing.

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    2. And what is that mysterious green drink?!

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    3. Spinach and lettuce blended with vodka and lime.

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  12. Fosters??? No way mate! Any beer swiller will tell you VB is the better bitter. And mine would be a Pina Colada thanks very much.

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  13. Dave and I are ready with our pocket encyclopedia and dictionary.

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    1. ...and your smartphones! Make sure JG doesn't spot you!

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  14. Thank you for including me on the Ds table The bar bill may be significant. We were in Sheffield at the weekend, visiting Halifax Hall, my old hall of residence . It's now a hotel. Sheffield is still my favourite city.

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    1. Halifax Hall is also a wedding venue these days. My daughter checked it out back in 2018 but decided against it. You should have called in here for some free Yorkshire pudding!

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  15. I probably wont contribute many trivial answers but I'll be happy to have a plate of pub grub with friendly faces

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    1. Are "Friendly Faces" potato fries for kids?

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  16. Andrew last night, who obviously watched the Women England Team, asked is there anyone who watches football on the blogs, of course I said YP. Well done them.

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    1. We now call actresses actors so why don't we call lionesses lions?

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  17. Fosters beer does not equal a Raucous Andrew. I'd rather stay sober. Now, if there is a wee bottle of the scottish drop somewhere nearby?

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    1. The staff at "The Blogger Arms" were warned not to serve you any spirits as you are a Jekyll and Hyde character when it comes to strong drink!

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  18. I have just handed JG a large gin and tonic and have taken a quiet table in the corner and will sip my Perfect Manhattan and wait for the quiz to start.

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    1. You are now at the "T" table with Tigger's Mum.

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    2. My apologies..indeed I am. Have given my allocated Crème de Menthe to her and have ordered a refill of my Perfect Manhattan.

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    3. Manhattan has many problems. How can it be perfect?

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  19. I don't expect it to be as easy for me as the last one was.

    Of course, it's not too late for a quiz on Flanders & Swann (inspired here by Tasker). Or maybe, in honour of his death over the weekend at the age of 97 (60 years older than Lucy Jordan, just saying) on Tom Lehrer.

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    1. I didn't realise that Tasker was 97. I will miss him terribly.

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  20. Hey! I want a martini too!

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    1. Your wish is my command - even though YOU are the air hostess!

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  21. I am glad that I had a seat at the party!

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    1. Yes but do not leave it to visit the lavatory (American: rest room).

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  22. The Hamster is a permanent designated driver, so I get the bottle of champaign to myself, I will be very quiet by the time this is over (unless I start to snore.)

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  23. I just loved the Canadian table! I'll join them - I don't like tequila, but thank you for including me.

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    1. Can you talk like a Canadian? If not, you won't be able to sit with them.

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  24. Beam me up, Scotty! Thank you for the invitation.

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    1. Please turn your smartphone OFF Diaday!!!

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  25. Well, I have never been described as gorgeous so thanks for that! I hope the quiz is easy!!??!!

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    1. "Quiztime" is always easy at Yorkshire Pudding - well, for me anyway!

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    1. I hope I remembered everybody but I am sure to have missed out one or two.

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  27. Can I talk you into a second martini after the questions have been asked? LOL

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  28. Why aren't the Canadians drinking? I want a drink, preferably a cosmopolitan.

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  29. Didn't you do well to squeeze them all into a snug Yorkshire bar. Thank you for the invitation. Just one Creme de menthe for me then I'll settle for an IPA.

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    1. Do you want a pint of creme de menthe?

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  30. Great post. I haven't played cribbage for years. Noone seems to play anuything these days.

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  31. Yes, it was a great evening (hic). The sangria was slightly weaker than I'm used to, so I'm afraid I over-indulged somewhat - a big glass is normally my limit. Great to chat to Steve and Cro. Thanks for the invite.

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    1. I watched as you drank straight from the jug. Not very mannerly in my view.

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