Tony Blair (through gritted teeth): How much longer do I have to keep smiling for these cameras before I get to punch you in the teeth?
Dubya Ha ha ha, I'll run and hide behind the curtains before you can catch me.
2. from Tallulah - somewhere in darkest Canada:- Britain's Prime Minister Tony Blair looks on with amusement as United States President George "Dubya" Bush makes another of his dumb-ass statements.
3. From Anonymous:-
TONY: - Yes it's true George - they're called mic-ro-phones and they pick up everything you say, transmitting your words around the world.
GEORGE:- No way Toby!
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