"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself
a king of infinite space,
were it not that I have bad dreams."
Act II scene ii
Supershowers of peterborough to rethink marketing strategy when only one model turns up to the audition for the new range's promotional brochure photoshoot
these pictures of glamourous models only encourage anorexia says claire short
does my bum look big in this shower?
Hello? If that's the pizza delivery boy at the door can you bring it straight up please!
take two bottles into the shower? I can't even fit one in here!
Nicole Kidman denies she's let herself go since getting married
sheffield man puzzled when his attempt to get more hits on his blog by posting sexy photos ends in disappointment
oh darling, you must get out of the bathroom, don't you know it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding?
"East Coast Railways: Large, accommodating quarters; spacious, private lavatories (not to exceed 2 tons); walk-in closets.East Coast Railways: Bringing luxury to all - almost."
Thank you King Arthur! You were truly inspired this evening! You are not by any chance a script writer for Ant and Dec are you?And...Dear Woman Friday - yes I can see what you mean, this pic could easily be employed in the advertising domain.."Michelin tyres...great in the wet!"
American tourist left with nothing after suitcase gets lost at airport.Victoria Beckham goes naked at the 'House of Mirrors' on day out at the seaside.Ron Davies: This is the badger that really turned me gay.
HEY!!! How'd you get my picture?!! I insist that you take it down this instant! Or at least...I want royalties. I need the money to buy sweets.
You should be ashamed of yourself.Not the person in the pic..but the person who put it up and dared to make fun of someone..
Woman shows off world's first uni-leg.
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