1 February 2012

Pastrami

They use the word "tramping" in New Zealand but I was simply walking, high on the very backbone of England. In the image above you can see the upper valley of the River Derwent. At this point it is really just a moorland stream that burbles its way into Howden Reservoir that then cascades over a dam into the Upper Derwent Reservoir which in turn feeds the next reservoir - Ladybower. These man-made lakes supply most of South Yorkshire's water.

In Sheffield, it was mild and sunny this morning with daffodils poking through too early, unaware that winter's    hunger is not yet satisfied. But on Howden Moor the snow was six inches deep. I was wrapped up warm like an Inuit and every step was tiresome. The snow hid hollows and springs, clumps of heather and loose millstone rocks. There was no path to follow and my destination was hidden from view on the moorland plateau above me. I laboured up Horse Stone Naze and then there she was - The Horse Stone - remote and ancient, sculpted by wind and time, frost and rain, revealing millstone layers that were formed before dinosaurs tramped this land - laid down in some ancient shallow seabed, long long ago - way past our imaginings.
And to the east on Crow Edge, I could see The Rocking Stones but if I had also gone up there it would have been dark by the time I got back to the car.
There was absolutely no one else about on those moors this afternoon. If I had fallen and injured myself, there would have been nobody to hear me yelling "Help!" or instigate a dramatic TV helicopter rescue. I'd have had to crawl into the lee of an outcrop, like the sheep do and curl up in sub-zero temperatures till tomorrow morning. That was just one of the crazy thoughts that flashed across the silver screen inside my head. And I wondered - why did they call it The Horse Stone? It doesn't look like a horse. It looks like a mega-pastrami sandwich - the sort they serve in delis in New York City... The Pastrami Stone?

6 comments:

  1. We have daffodils poking up around here, too, if I may use that verb. The small kind, which we call jonquils. Unless jonquils are not daffodils at all, in which case, we do not have daffodils poking up around here, if I may use that verb.

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  2. Laid down in some ancient shallow seabed way past our imaginings?

    You can see the rock pool beneath it in your photo, left after the tide has gone out.

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  3. Maybe one of the thoughts that should have flashed through your head was, "Perhaps I should get myself a mobile phone for times like this, just in case of accidents and in the hope that there is a signal around there, of course." Just a thought - I know your opinion of mobiles. ;)

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  4. RHYMES WITH... You seem to have an issue with "poking up" but please feel free to use this term any time you desire.
    SHOOTING PARROTS That miniature moat or moorland pool was frozen and no other crazy fools had been up there since the snow had fallen.
    JENNY Shirley says the same thing but I am a crazy fool. Regarding mobiles, I think that everybody who owns one should be herded up and locked in large sports stadiums or railway yards. See - I really am a crazy fool.

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  5. Whatever its called, or should/should not be called, it looks gorgeous up there!

    Great photos Mr Pudding!

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  6. Hmm, seems a bit drastic to me but you'd be locking me up twice as I have TWO - one personal and one for work.

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