11 June 2026

Pontificating

St Stephen's Church in Aldwark

Yorkshire is England's Texas. Now I would like to share a joke I once heard. A Texan meets a Yorkshireman in a pub one day. The Texan boasts, "Texas is so big it takes two days to travel across our state by train!" The Yorkshireman pauses before replying, "Aye. We've got slow trains in Yorkshire too!"

Yorkshire contains a variety of areas, different people with different accents. There is no  single Yorkshire way of speaking - but many.

Some southerners think of Yorkshire as a place of industry and hardship where old men in flat caps lead whippets to old slag heaps and women in curlers hang washing on rope lines between grim terraced houses.

But the Yorkshire we were in from Sunday morning to Wednesday was very different from that. Take the village of Alne for example. So many big and characterful houses with gravel driveways, neatly trimmed hedgerows and roses climbing round doorways. Girls in hard hats riding horses. Range Rovers splashing through puddles. There in the middle of The Vale of York where the soil is deep and rich and you wake to mellifluous birdsong.

St Mary's Church in Alne

Life is comfortable there. In Easingwold - which is really a small self-sufficient town thirteen miles north of York, I counted five thriving pubs adjacent to the wide Georgian central area. Once this comfortable settlement was the first stopping places for horse drawn coaches heading north from York. "Easingwold" seemed like a very appropriate name - for life appeared easy there just west of  the Yorkshire Wolds that rise and fall on their way to Flamborough Head.

I went on two long walks with Tony and Shirley joined us on our second route. Because Pauline has had two hip replacements and a knee replacement in the last eighteen months, she ducked out - quite understandably. On Tuesday afternoon we joined her at the immaculate Aldwark Manor Hotel - for hot drinks and bowls of triple-fried chips with hummus and tomato ketchup.

Straight Lane near Aldwark

For me, one of the true joys of life is to walk in previously unknown countryside. I call it "virgin territory". Though the weather forecast was discouraging, we managed both walks in good weather, plodding along in the early summer on quiet lanes and paths that were for the most part little trodden.

The old market hall in Easingwold

You don't know how long the times ahead will be but there in the Alne area, putting one foot in front of the other and breathing in early summer air in the middle of Yorkshire, it felt simply good to be alive. And it's surely good that I recognise the preciousness of that feeling.

View from stately Beningbrough Hall

29 comments:

  1. If the chips were fried properly in the first place, they wouldn't need to be fried three times.
    I've seen packets of life sized plastic lady bugs in a store but I am not at all doubting that the well photographed bug is a real one.

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    1. It is a harlequin ladybird - an invasive species - just like Europeans and rabbits in Australia.

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  2. Triple fried chips??? Wouldn't they be burned and hard to chew? The buildings are beautiful, I love Market Places. Is that barley the ladybug is on?

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    1. No Elsie - it looks like barley but it is in fact rye. The chips were delicious.

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  3. This looks like a very scenic area. Walking would be enjoyable.

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    1. I wish you had joined us Red. I thought about you in a charity shop in Easingwold when I spotted a carved Canadian stone - Inuit art - depicting an igloo and two native people. I should have bought it. Its roughness added to its charm.

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  4. That last paragraph of yours - I know exactly what you mean.
    Melliflous is a word I don't come across often, but I love it and find it very fitting for birdsong.
    Chips with hummus? Now that's one way of having chips (or hummus) I have not tried before.

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    1. It was a nice combination and the saliva in my mouth danced mellifluously over the fried potato.

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  5. "Some southerners think of Yorkshire as a place of industry and hardship" that is of course due to the films and tv dramas we see. I used to fry my chips twice, once to make them soft and the second time to crisp them up. Can't think what happens on the third fry?

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    1. On the third fry they enter a heavenly state... something akin to Nirvana in a bowl.

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  6. A lovely post. As a Lancastrian, I freely admit that Yorkshire is indeed a most beautiful county. Some of my ancestors were from Thornton, Denholme and Haworth.

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    1. I am amazed that you did not marry a Yorkshireman Christina - because Yorkshiremen are exceedingly handsome, kind and intelligent.

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  7. Lovely photos. That ladybird one is stunning!

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    1. Yes ADDY but harlequin ladybirds are not native.

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  8. Such beautiful photos! Your post got me interested in Yorkshire, so I looked it up to learn more about the geography, politics, etc. I love going on "virgin territory" walks too. I find accents amazing and I am curious now about the different types of Yorkshire accents!

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  9. I like the Texas joke.
    You had a good time away from home. Alne and its surroundings looks delightful.

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    1. Alne feels like it should be in rural Surrey or maybe even Berkshire when berks reside.

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  10. Great photos; I love the architecture and the quiet country lane!

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  11. It is 829 miles from east to west across Texas, a rather long ride. We should go back to Yorkshire, we spent a wonderful week there a few years ago.

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    1. Yorkshire will be happy to see you again because we love Yanks with fat wallets.

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  12. This sounds perfect.

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  13. I really know nothing at all about the areas of England and am always glad when you take us on your tours and share your photos.

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  14. We spent a week in Yorkshire with 2 friends from London - 1 of whom was born and raised in Harrogate - and loved it. We rented a lovely little house in Pately Bridge. Beautiful countryside, charming people, and the sound of sheep softly bahhing a lullaby at night. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

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    1. It is the law that American visitors to Pateley Bridge should learn how to spell the town's name. It is not a place I know but I have heard it's nice there.

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  15. What glorious photographs. The top church is most unusual to my eye.

    I feel lucky to live in a land which has such a rich heritage.

    I have spent the past day or so working on a grant application for my local church. I am atheist but do love the buildings. It’s a small church in a tiny village but is set in a spectacular location but the upkeep is something else.

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    1. Thank you for your kind comment Traveller. I have visited hundreds if not thousands of English churches and St Stephen's really stood out as being quite different. Though the site is old, the church itself is Victorian. Like you, I am an atheist who loves old churches and I wish you all the best with your grant application. If you need help with spelling just run the application past me. I will happily proofread it for free.

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