"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."
- Hamlet
Act II scene ii
20 June 2007
Cock
For your interest, here is a man with a particularly big cock. I don't know what one would do with a cock as big as that. Average-sized cocks are much more useful. Easier to pluck as well before shoving in the pot.
Your cock could be this big if only you'd spend $46 plus shipping and handling on the multi suction pump action cock elongator. Will add two inches in two weeks! Ask me for details.
8 comments:
I predict a Huge Rise (oo er missus) in visits here from google searches.
Let me guess--you're getting a bit tired of spam lately?
Excellent - will try something like that myself to see how my stats go! Oh, and I've just thought of something ...
But think of the sustenance a big cock provides - and how many it serves.
If I had a cock as big as that, I'd have to join a circus.
No two ways about it.
Perhaps it could tour with a giant pussy?
Your cock could be this big if only you'd spend $46 plus shipping and handling on the multi suction pump action cock elongator. Will add two inches in two weeks! Ask me for details.
I didn't know they had such big cocks in Yorkshire ...
all that chicken tikka.
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