It's Boxing Day! The day when families get fed up with each other and start boxing. Cooped up in the house with flatulent old aunties and toddlers having Christmas tantrums, it is a relief to get the gloves on and crunch some bone.
Biff! Biff! Take that! That'll teach you for buying me Tolstoy's "War and Peace" and Uumph! There's another one for the selection of dark chocolates! Splat! That's for talking incessantly through the Queen's Christmas message. Crrrrunch! And that is for nabbing the last sausage wrapped in bacon (pig in blanket) when my fork was already poised!
Peace and love? Goodwill to all men?... No way! In the red corner - Yorkshire "The Henchman" Pudding! In the blue corner Auntie "The Gas Factory" Edith. Seconds out! Now let's box!
The Laughing Horse Blog Awards Ceremony is happening on New Year's Eve in Orlando, Florida! Tickets for this exclusive event are going rapidly. The organising committee urge all nominees to finalise travel and accommodation arrangements as soon as possible in order to avoid potential disappointment. The 2015 designer widget for winners was received in the office earlier today and is shown here for the very first time over on the right. Who will be the 2015 winners? The excitement mounts....