Studies have shown that a spoonful of manuka honey a day reduces susceptibility to the common cold and flu by 50%. Studies have also shown that drinking one large glass of red wine a day will massively reduce the possibility of heart disease. Studies from a university in America indicate that global warming is in fact a myth. Meanwhile, studies from Sweden suggest that smacking the bottoms of naughty children may cause severe psychological damage.
Studies have shown that the Icelandic people are the healthiest folk on the planet whilst Syrians are currently the unhappiest. A recent study from South Africa tells us that using a pogo stick for an hour every day for a year will extend your life by an average of three weeks. Studies from The University of Amsterdam prove that smoking marijuana does no damage to your memory and does not increase the incidence of psychosis. Studies from The University of Utah state the exact opposite.
Studies in blogging show that 98.5% of blogposts contain at least one significant grammatical error. These studies further show that the five top subjects of blogposts are a) cookery b) animal care c) mixed crafts d) Donald Trump e) bowel movements.
Studies from Yorkshire indicate that the public are getting fed up with listening to the results of stupid studies in the media. Furthermore, the Yorkshire studies show that most studies deserve to be flushed down the toilet along with the heads of those who give airtime to these endless studies. Studies show that all readers of this blogpost are bound to be attractive and intelligent human beings with oodles of common sense and nicely deodorised armpits.