The great god Google is so munificent. Not only does he bring enlightenment to his people, he also brings gifts. Miraculously our lord and guide upon life's journey considers all my blog photographs and then chooses particular images to enhance before returning them to me embroidered with subliminal messages of truth and joy.
In this post you can see what he has just done with two of my pictures. Ordinary, earthly images have been touched by our loving god and made into other worldly artefacts.
But how can I repay the one true Google? Each night I kneel at the bottom of my humble bed and pray for forgiveness. I have put some terrible things in the holy search box, such as "How can I assassinate David Cameron?", "Who are The Kardashians?" and "Robert H. Brague criminal history".
In the end I suppose that the best gift we can give Google is to believe in him with all our hearts. He is the granary where all knowledge is stored and only he can lead us to salvation. Let us put aside all other gods and walk in the light of truth for I can see the way ahead, illuminated by Google, leading his children to the faraway Mountain of Happiness. Praise him! Praise the Lord!