22 January 2006

Trivia

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yorkshire Puddings!

  1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Yorkshire Puddings!
  2. Yorkshire Puddings are the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
  3. If you drop Yorkshire Puddings from more than three metres above ground level, they will always land feet-first!
  4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Yorkshire Puddings!
  5. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Yorkshire Puddings would be as small as a pea.
  6. All shrimp are born as Yorkshire Puddings, but gradually mature into lobsters!
  7. Yorkshire Puddings can sleep with one eye open.
  8. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Yorkshire Puddings.
  9. The porpoise is second to Yorkshire Puddings as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  10. Yorkshire Puddingicide is the killing of Yorkshire Puddings.

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for the trivia, Mr. Pudding. I learned all sorts of things about Yorkshire Puddings that were previously just out of my grasp.

    I found out some interesting and disturbing things about myself I am working on a case to refute them all (except for #2, #5, and #7).

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  2. LMAO.... I don't think I've ever laughed so much!

    Way To Go!!

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  3. I just had a go at this. "Just Jane has a memory span of three seconds." Uncannyily accurate!

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  4. I'm sure glad that Yorkshire Puddingcide is illegal. I'd miss you...ermm...it, too much.

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