Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yorkshire Puddings!
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Yorkshire Puddings!
- Yorkshire Puddings are the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
- If you drop Yorkshire Puddings from more than three metres above ground level, they will always land feet-first!
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than Yorkshire Puddings!
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Yorkshire Puddings would be as small as a pea.
- All shrimp are born as Yorkshire Puddings, but gradually mature into lobsters!
- Yorkshire Puddings can sleep with one eye open.
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Yorkshire Puddings.
- The porpoise is second to Yorkshire Puddings as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- Yorkshire Puddingicide is the killing of Yorkshire Puddings.
Thanks for the trivia, Mr. Pudding. I learned all sorts of things about Yorkshire Puddings that were previously just out of my grasp.
ReplyDeleteI found out some interesting and disturbing things about myself I am working on a case to refute them all (except for #2, #5, and #7).
I just had a go at this. "Just Jane has a memory span of three seconds." Uncannyily accurate!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure glad that Yorkshire Puddingcide is illegal. I'd miss you...ermm...it, too much.
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