"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself
a king of infinite space,
were it not that I have bad dreams."
Act II scene ii
I dunno, that doesn't look like John's writing. Are you scamming us? :)
Madam! I am affronted. This is a genuine document.
I'm hiding away here in my cabin, too...just me and my two furry mates.
Too much Xmas plonk! I met you at Manchester Airport.
Actually, if you must know, Mr. Pudding - I stand to set you right - not a drop of alcohol has passed my lips since the two beers and three glasses of wine I had at my landlords' annual Christmas party on the Wednesday evening before Christmas.Over the past 12 months I can count on my fingers how many alcoholic drinks I've had. As I said the other day...I've become a boring, though not thirsty, old fart! :)I drink very little...and probably won't have a drink tonight, New Year's Eve, either.You are under the false impression I drink a lot...your belief is far from the truth. :)
PS...if you're not careful, you'll drive me to drink, Mr. Pud! :)But, save on Clint's petrol - let him rest - if the desperate need arises I can walk across to the shelf behind me here where a still unopened bottle of Dimple Haig sits....it's been sitting in the same spot, in the same unopened condition, since I bought it December, 2016!If you feel like a midnight nip..... :)
You were rambling like this on the drive to North Wales. I put it down to jet lag.
I knew I couldn't trust you to keep it secret!!! But you didn't have to lock me in the boot for the rest of the trip!!!
He could have sent Winnie in his place.
Winnie is still in the village being looked after by Pat The Animal Helper.
Okay, if John isn't coming does that mean the odds are better for winning the "horse"?
I guess so Mr K... but why do you think The Awards Committee picked Trelawnyd as this year's venue?
Wait, the awards ceremony is in Trelawnyd? I thought it was at Cannes?
You are getting The Laughing Horse Awards confused with The Cannes Film Festival. An easy mistake to make given their comparable international prestige.
Too busy to comment now, am ironing my silk dress.
What colour is it?
A kind of teal/light blue/turquoise, a small piece of it can be seen on my latest post with the earrings O.K. gave me for Christmas.
I had to scroll up to read the heading again, because I thought I'd confused John's blog with yours or your blog with his, either way. However, you are very funny Mr YP and I mean it as a compliment.Greetings Maria x
I hope that by "funny" you mean amusing and not odd Maria!
Oh no, haha, sorry, I mean amusing like "divertente" in Italian!X
Will there be a satellite link-up so he can make his speech?
No. He's painfully shy in real life.
It's true.....I'm on pills to prove it xxxx
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