When the quiz team here at Yorkshire Pudding H.Q. were preparing yesterday's bones themed quiz, no one expected the wrath and indignation that the "Bonio" question would engender. It was like a volcanic eruption of unbridled disagreement.
Consequently, we contacted Bonio, the founder of "Bonio" dog biscuits but his response was couched in promotional terms. We could not get a straight answer.
He said this:-
"Dogs know their Bonio! They know the cupboard where it's kept, the sound of your hand delving into the pack - and they know the excitement as their favourite biscuit appears, closely followed by the first satisfying crunch! They love Bonio as a quick breakfast and they will be happy crunching on them whilst you pop to the shops!"
He continued:-
In my perturbation, I was forced to apply a cold compress to my forehead, take two painkillers, and lie down for a two-hour CAT nap.
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