16 October 2025

Bonio

Bonio

When the quiz team here at Yorkshire Pudding H.Q. were preparing yesterday's bones themed quiz, no one expected the wrath and indignation that the "Bonio" question would engender. It was like a volcanic eruption of unbridled disagreement.

Consequently, we contacted Bonio, the founder of "Bonio" dog biscuits but his response was couched in promotional terms. We could not get a straight answer.

He said this:-

"Dogs know their Bonio! They know the cupboard where it's kept, the sound of your hand delving into the pack - and they know the excitement as their favourite biscuit appears, closely followed by the first satisfying crunch! They love Bonio as a quick breakfast and they will be happy crunching on them whilst you pop to the shops!"

He continued:-

"There's something yummy for everyone from small pups to gentle giants with Bonio dog bisuits. Every single, yummy Bonio biscuit is lovingly and traditionally oven baked. This means that not only are these delicious dog treats totally tasty, they are also wholesome and nutritous too. Choose from our Happy Fibre, Meaty Chip, Bonio Original and Mini Dog biscuits."

Here's one very satisfied dog owner, praising the benefits of "Bonio":-
Thank you Felicity. And to conclude, here's an old "Bonio" commercial...
My sincere apologies to any quizzers who were aggrieved by the "Bonio" question. We will try to ensure that all future quiz questions are more thoroughly road-tested in order to avoid distress.

1 comment:

  1. In my perturbation, I was forced to apply a cold compress to my forehead, take two painkillers, and lie down for a two-hour CAT nap.

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