"What's wrong honey?"
"Just checking into Blogland. That goddam Yorkshire Pudding guy!"
"What has he done to upset you now?"
"Another goddam blogpost about walking in the countryside!"
"What's wrong with that?"
"It's just so goddam tedious. And it makes me feel so goddam lazy!"
"Where's he been this time?"
"Some goddam Derbyshire village called Old Glossop. Then he has walked up onto the moors like a goddam sherpa!"
"Are there pictures Bob?"
"Yeah. Come and take a look honey."
"How delightful! I like that picture of the rocks with that city beyond. Where might that be Bob?"
"I guess it's goddam Manchester."
"Oh, don't be silly Bob! Manchester is in New Hampshire. Everybody knows that."