
I don't know what one would do with a cock as big as that. Average-sized cocks are much more useful. Easier to pluck as well before shoving in the pot.
"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." - Hamlet Act II scene ii
Mr Pudding welcomes all genuine comments - even those with which he disagrees. However, puerile or abusive comments from anonymous contributors will continue to be given the short shrift they deserve. Any spam comments that get through Google/Blogger defences will also be quickly deleted.
I predict a Huge Rise (oo er missus) in visits here from google searches.
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ReplyDeleteExcellent - will try something like that myself to see how my stats go! Oh, and I've just thought of something ...
ReplyDeleteBut think of the sustenance a big cock provides - and how many it serves.
ReplyDeleteIf I had a cock as big as that, I'd have to join a circus.
ReplyDeleteNo two ways about it.
Perhaps it could tour with a giant pussy?
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ReplyDeleteI didn't know they had such big cocks in Yorkshire ...
ReplyDeleteall that chicken tikka.
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