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ReplyDeleteShakespearian.
Fascinating.
A True Joy To Behold.
Kind hearted. Generous.
Wholeheartedly With Much Enthusiasm.
Male. Seventy Five. Weatherby's Private Bank (Edinburgh).
No Criminal Convictions. Never been questioned by the Police.
Hamilton : The Mammy's Maiden Name.
Scottish. British. Irish. I like the Welsh.
Untold Secret :
I was an Altar Boy at the Latin Mass, rang the brass bell at Transubstantiation.
The bell summoned the goddess, an Asiatic Mystery Cult. Adapted by Rome.
I always screwed up. Rang the bell wrongly. The goddess was not summoned.
Hahahahahaha, I laughed all the way through this delightful bit of nonsense!
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