A serious new health condition has been identified in America. It is known as TDS and there are fears that it might spread. Symptoms include the following:-
- obsessive notions of grandeur
- badly swollen ankles
- mysterious bruising on the backs of the hands
- incontinence
- inability to speak truthfully
- lusting after one's daughter
- grifting (i.e. profiteering or swindling)
- obsessive interest in golf
- refusal to read important documents
- exaggeration
- obsessive interest in gilded decoration
- repetition of false claims without evidence
- extreme narcissism
- obesity
- total absence of a sense of humour
- vindictiveness
- inability to ever say "sorry" or admit any errors
- strange perfectionism in knotting neckties
- orange "oompa loompa" skin
- hiding or redacting The Epstein Files
There are several other symptoms too but these are the main ones. Fortunately, at present, there is only one known sufferer of the disease. He occasionally resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW in Washington D.C.. Oh by the way, in case you had not guessed, TDS stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome.
This is the Big Donald Unravelling.
ReplyDeleteIt's going to get very messy and squalid and disgusting.
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
I'm going back to my plough.
GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.
YouTube. Julianne Peterson live.
Sarah Bareilles does a great version too.
Delete"Big Donald" sounds like a new burger from McDonalds. I don't think they serve them in Happy Meals.
DeleteAlso know as PISS, Partially Invisible Systemic Syndrome. The disease is visible to the vast majority of the world's population, but there are quite a number who are unable to see the symptoms.
ReplyDeleteAre you taking the PISS Andrew?
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