A serious new health condition has been identified in America. It is known as TDS and there are fears that it might spread. Symptoms include the following:-
- obsessive notions of grandeur
- badly swollen ankles
- mysterious bruising on the backs of the hands
- incontinence
- inability to speak truthfully
- lusting after one's daughter
- grifting (i.e. profiteering or swindling)
- obsessive interest in golf
- refusal to read important documents
- exaggeration
- obsessive interest in gilded decoration
- repetition of false claims without evidence
- extreme narcissism
- obesity
- total absence of a sense of humour
- vindictiveness
- inability to ever say "sorry" or admit any errors
- strange perfectionism in knotting neckties
- orange "oompa loompa" skin
- hiding or redacting The Epstein Files
There are several other symptoms too but these are the main ones. Fortunately, at present, there is only one known sufferer of the disease. He occasionally resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW in Washington D.C.. Oh by the way, in case you had not guessed, TDS stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome.
This is the Big Donald Unravelling.
ReplyDeleteIt's going to get very messy and squalid and disgusting.
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse.
I'm going back to my plough.
GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.
YouTube. Julianne Peterson live.
Sarah Bareilles does a great version too.
Delete"Big Donald" sounds like a new burger from McDonalds. I don't think they serve them in Happy Meals.
DeleteThe Donald was in his buddy's jet flying over Atlantic City.
DeleteHis buddy's Eastern European Supermodel asked about the place.
* Atlantic City's full of White Trash, * the Donald said.
* Vass iss Vite Trash ? * the girl asked.
* People like me except they've got no money, * the Donald replied laughing.
Also know as PISS, Partially Invisible Systemic Syndrome. The disease is visible to the vast majority of the world's population, but there are quite a number who are unable to see the symptoms.
ReplyDeleteAre you taking the PISS Andrew?
DeleteStrangely those of us who are anti-Trump and can clearly explain why (with facts to back us up) are accused of having TDS instead of members of his cult. Have I ever flown a Clinton, Obama or Biden flag? Worn a shirt with their faces on them? Had a bandage affixed to my ear in solidarity with my hero's (supposedly) injured ear? It would be laughable if it weren't so dangerous.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say the same -- it's Trump's minions who usually accuse US of having TDS if we dare criticize the Great Leader.
DeleteThat is the simple reason I wrote this post - to turn it back on Orange Lump.
DeleteAnd as one the true Oompa Loompas rise up in agitation, "he is NOT one of us, NOT one of us!"
ReplyDeleteI always doubted that mainstream Oopmla Loompas would have any truck with Nasty Donald.
DeleteAs economists like to say, "When America sneezes, the world catches a cold." Even if only one person has TDS, it can affect others pretty quickly.
ReplyDeleteCurrently, Iran may be contracting a heavy dose of TDS.
DeleteThere is a certain irony of course, considering he only launched a Peace Board in January that he now finds war a better option. Perhaps we should add very unstable in judgement.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he will institute a Board of War.
DeleteHow he stays in power is a complete mystery to me.
ReplyDeleteThe GOP is terrified of him and will do anything to protect him.
DeleteThey will all disown him when it is too late to do so.
DeleteTo me he is Cankles or Hair Furor.
ReplyDeleteNot how a now former American friend of mine called him last year, "My President"?
DeleteI'm sick of hearing about him.
ReplyDeletePlease take some nice hikes and post some more pretty pictures for us.
Okay Ellen. When it's sunny. Sorry to have upset you.
DeleteA roommate for Andrew at the Tower?
ReplyDeleteLord knows what they would get up to in there.
DeleteYou've got a good list of symptoms. Has any research been done on any cures Any antibiotics?
ReplyDeleteThey only known cure is a bullet.
DeleteAmerica should stop the peacemaker. He is messing up the whole world.
ReplyDeleteI wish that he had just stuck to chairing "The Apprentice". He was bad at that too but the harm caused was minimal.
DeleteHe was good in The Apprentice, which has resulted in enormous harm for the past 10 years, as people bought into his excellent sales skills
DeleteRecently I watched some videos of him being interviewed 20-40 years ago. I don't think I have ever watched anyone talk so much with ZERO sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteHe mentioned once about injecting bleach. Maybe now's the time.
ReplyDeleteJust looking at his face turns my stomach. What a vile piece of you-know-what,
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