25 April 2006

Dubya

In a wonderful country with such talent, such ingenuity, how the hell did America ever choose a dumbass like this boozy failed academic to be its President? I hope to God the CIA are not blog watching - that's my career down the pan if they are! Any captions anyone?

Picture A

Picture B

Picture C

17 comments:

  1. Dubya is not a monkey. He wants to be a simian, but he's not. I wouldn't call him a snake, either, because I've known some really cool snakes in my lifetime. I can't think of any animals I dislike except for ferrets.

    Dubya is a ferret.

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  2. I got nothing.. I didn't vote for him or his dad.

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  3. careful what you say about ferrets brad - you're in yorkshire here

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  4. Picture A: I know what you're doing Colin, I can see you in the monitor, wait till we get back to the office - first black president huh? we'll see about that sunshine

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  5. Piture A: the guy making the funny face? no idea, I never saw him before in my life..

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  6. Picture C: And if I find THIS photo doctored on the internet like the last one they'll be hell to pay...

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  7. Picture A: have you seen what this guy from sheffield has said about me on his blog colin? How many missiles has yorkshire got did you say? can we take them out in a first strike?

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  8. Picture C: ok, so you guys can make the word BIBLE on this book stand out better in the photo to make me look good, that's great, I trust you guys completely...

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  9. Picture A: Colin, we agreed, I wear a blue suit on tuesdays and you wear the plaid. It looks bad if we clash.

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  10. Picture A: He called me saint in his last entry and now this? what is it with this guy? I'll never understand the brits, they're all crazy!

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  11. I think I'm going to have to retitle this blog - Cliff's OTHER COLUMN! Thanks for your witty ideas on what has been a really stressful worday for me - much appreciated old chap.

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  12. Are ferrets native to Yorkshire?

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  13. Yorkshire WanaBe3:42 pm

    Caption for Picture A:

    "His voice has changed,
    but his "breath" hasn't!
    In essence, a change in "Form" has not translated into a change in "Function!"

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  14. yorkshire3:52 pm

    Caption for picture B:

    "D*p Sh*t" with a "D*p St*ck" plumbing for an exit plan
    that dosen't st*nk.

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  15. yorkshire wanabe4:00 pm

    Caption for picture C:

    The author preparing to squeeze out another comment for his follower!

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  16. Thank you Yorkshire Wannabe! Sorry to inform you mate there's no wannabe about being Yorkshire. You're either one of us - born and bred - or you're not one of us. It's club you can't buy into.

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