26 August 2011

Gaddafi

Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi came to power in Libya in 1969 when he was just twenty seven years old. That's him above in the picture. What made him so special? What leadership skills and wise understanding about life did he possess in order to seize power and hold on to it for so long? The essence of the man is plain to see in the following quotations:-
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“If a community of people wears white on a mournful occasion and another dresses in black, then one community would like white and dislike black and the other would like black and dislike white. Moreover, this attitude leaves a physical effect on the cells as well as on the genes in the body.”

“Sporting clubs which constitute the traditional sports institutions in the world today are rapacious social instruments. The grandstands of public athletic fields are actually constructed to obstruct access to the fields.”

"Women must be trained to fight in houses, prepare explosive belts and blow themselves up alongside enemy soldiers. Anyone with a car must prepare it and know how to install explosives and turn it into a car-bomb. We must train women to place explosives in cars and blow them up in the midst of enemies, and blow up houses so that they can collapse on enemy soldiers. Traps must be prepared. You have seen how the enemy checks baggage: we must fix these suitcases in order for them to explode when they open them. Women must be taught to place mines in cupboards, bags, shoes, children's toys so that they explode on enemy soldiers." - 2003

“Women, like men, are human beings. This is an incontestable truth… Women are different from men in form because they are females, just as all females in the kingdom of plants and animals differ from the male of their species… According to gynecologists women, unlike men, menstruate each month… Since men cannot be impregnated they do not experience the ailments that women do. She breastfeeds for nearly two years.”

"Whenever I ask about Pepsi-Cola or Coca-Cola, people immediately say it is an American or European drink. This is not true. The kola is African. They have taken the cheap raw material from us. They produced it, they made it into a drink, and they sell it to us for a high price. Why are Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola expensive? Because they have taken our kola, produced it, and sold it back to us. We should produce it ourselves and sell it to them." - 2007
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More recent quotes include the following:-
  • "Is there any toilet paper left?"
  • "How are Barnsley doing in the league this season?"
  • "What the hell was that?"
  • and "Help! I'm scared shitless!"
But I doubt that the end quotes will appear in any revised editions of his famous "Green Book" - mainly because, if you hadn't already guessed, I made them up!

7 comments:

  1. a history re write c/o pud
    priceless
    x

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  2. Another thought provoking post. Loved it

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  3. "It's easy to laugh and be happy
    When life goes along like a song,
    But the man who's worthwhile
    Is the man who can smile
    When everything's gone flamin' wrong!"

    Muammar al-Gaddafi
    August 2011

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  4. Classic YP
    Cheers
    Helen

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  5. I had to smile the other morning when a radio presenter referred to 'Gaddafi and his egghead son' which is really a very accurate description of said son. What I keep searching for and not finding, though, is any slightest resemblance between the two of them! Was Mrs Gaddafi playing away? ;)
    (I'll probably get bombed for that comment!)

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  6. One must admit, when one takes away your obviously made-up additions, Colonel Gaddafi or Khaddafi or whatever it is one of the greatest minds of the 7th century.

    I wonder why he didn't make himself a 5-star General?

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  7. Mallowmar is not the only knothead who has run a country long past the time when he should have been eliminated. What in the heck is wrong with people who allow this in their country? I include yours and mine, though we seem to be terrorized by bankers more than the military.

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