8 January 2017

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Yet new tweets from The President Elect. 
   They should be read from the bottom up   _______________________________________________________

30 comments:

  1. The worst part is how much these sound like the actual tweets that man has posted!!

    (The best part is how funny these are)

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    1. Sometimes you've just got to laugh Jenny... otherwise you'd cry.

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  2. This made my day! Ha!

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    1. Only one "Ha!"? Next time The Donald will be tweeting about "Whining Pink Sparrow Tree Journal"!

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  3. You are so au courant, Pudding, with these "fake news" items. You gave yourself away because Americans don't say whingeing. We say whining. Also, for your future reference, we don't say whilst either. Well, I do upon occasion when I want to express solidarity with all admirers and subjects of Her Majesty The Queen.

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    1. I should have run the tweets by you first Bob - to achieve greater authenticity.

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    2. The Donald says such things RWP, he isn't in possession of a native tongue.
      Well done Mr. Pudding!

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    3. Hi Reamus! The question is - Was Mr Brague whining or whingeing?

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    4. I don't see him using British-style spelling, however. Can either of you?

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  4. "the chosen one" OMG!!
    you should apply to be his social media manager

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    1. The Donald does not require social media managers like Crooked Hillary and Barrack Whasshisname. The Donald can take care of all that hisself.

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  5. I guess even a total idiot like him has dreams....! Which are, alas, everyone else's nightmares !

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    1. He dreams of when he was a little boy and Mom spanked his bare bottom for stealing cookies from the jar. "Ain't nobody done spank me no more Mom!"..."Git to yer room Donny! You bin a bad, bad boy!"

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  6. Maybe I should start to blog in German, so that he won't understand anything there, should he happen to stumble across it.
    On the other hand, one never knows - his parents were German, weren't they...

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    1. I know that Germans are immensely proud of Mr Trump's German connections but his mother was from The Isle of Lewis where Graham Edwards dwells.

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  7. Imagine he really would check out your blog YP, I'm sure he doesn't have your sense of humor, wonder if he might have any? Definitely he is narcistic enough to set up a blog ;-) (to take up the statement you recently made).

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    1. He seems very literal and doesn't get satire, irony or nuanced humour. Be careful what you blog about Beech!

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    1. Trump's gonna build another great wall. An who's a gonna build it? Yeah right! Wales. Wales gonna build the wall.

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  9. Haha, initially I thought they were real! Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. I am happy I made you laugh Joey!

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  10. I really, really hope you can keep up these snippets. They're a hoot!

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    1. I might post a few more but very soon it will be back to the usual tripe Ian.

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  11. I have a vague hunch that you may not be all too fond of mr Trump??? How sad, he is such a....colourful character, quite a little charmer he is. My teenagers call him the Orange man, but without the vitamins if you follow me, they seem to refer to the colour...I agree with John and the others here, keep this up, mr Pudding, it just might do the trick. Laughing at evil can diminish it's powers, not in any way relating that quote to mr Trump, off course..we may add one or two prayers as well!

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  12. I love all of these. Keeping my fingers crossed that he actually does better than we all fear. You have to remain optimistic !!

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    1. You are right Helen. Maybe he has just been jossing before taking the reins.

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