|Theresa May (nee Brasier) with her beloved parents circa 1967|
Britain's esteemed political leader, The Right Honourable Theresa Mary May swept to power last year following the departure of Derek Cameron who had shamefully led his people into the great hollow Cave of Brexit like The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Mrs May likes to keep an exceptionally low profile, so low it is almost subterranean. In the run up to the EU referendum, her silence was deafening.
Downing Street spin doctors and advisers have been urging Saint Theresa to embrace modern technologies in order to enhance her low key public image. Reluctantly, she recently opened a Twitter account and here we find some of her first tweets. Explanatory notes to follow. Please read from the bottom up.
Philip - Mrs May's investment banker husband. (She was always attracted to interesting chaps)
Sonning - Village west of London where The Mays have their private abode.
St Andrews Church - Local church in Sonning
"The Bull Inn" - Village pub in Sonning
SamCam - Samantha Cameron - Derek Cameron's wife and previous occupant of 10 Downing Street
"Laura Ashley" - Up-market British fashion and home furnishings business
PM - Prime Minister
"Carlsberg" - Danish lager beer popular in Great Britain
curtains - US drapes
Boris - Boris Johnson Britain's current Foreign Secretary and convenient foil for Mrs May
"Jacobs" - famous English cream cracker makers
"John West "- famous producers of tinned fish
leather trousers - Mrs May is famous for her expensive wardrobe, including a £995 pair of leather trousers by Amanda Wakeley
DC@USA - Washington D.C. - capital of America