"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." - Hamlet Act II scene ii
7 April 2024
Wow!
6 April 2024
Cherub
5 April 2024
Poem
Days go by
Churning churning
And I can’t stop them
Turning turning.
It’s like riding rapids
Down a precipitous gorge
And I just can’t stop
Going with the flow.
They are sewn together
These ceaseless days -
Fluttering like Tibetan flags
Dancing in the Himalayan wind
Or so it seems to me
As I withstand
Their endless flapping
Signalling messages
I struggle to decipher.
Yearning, yearning
For still waters
In which to pause a while
Discerning
Semaphoric meanings in
The passage
Of days.
4 April 2024
Thursday
"Grandpa! Grandpa!" sang my three year old human alarm clock.
Little Phoebe was shouting up from downstairs as I surfaced from sleep.
I donned my stripey dressing gown, stumbled to our landing and looked down the staircase. There she was at the bottom still in her coat and floral wellington boots. It was half past eight this very morning.
"Haven't you got dressed yet?"
"No I haven't! You just woke me up and now I am coming down to see you!"
After a hug and a cuddle, I was soon fulfilling her second breakfast order. She wanted malted wheats with hot milk - just like grandpa who also made his habitual pint of tea in "The Big Mug". Perhaps that is who I am these days - just the big mug.
After the breakfast, our lovely princess wanted me to read "Chicken Licken" with her. It's funny how I never tire of reading that book. You know the one I mean - containing Henny Penny, Goosey Loosey, Cocky Locky and Turkey Lurkey amongst others as well as the cunning Foxy Loxy who just wanted to make a big poultry pie. Phoebe now knows this story so well that she could almost recite it by heart. Funny there's no Trumpy Pumpy or Bibi Wibi (Netanyahu).
I also read a second, longer version of "Chicken Licken" and a book about a little yellow star that fell to earth - specifically into a zoo in which fortuitously the animals did not attack or eat each other. Thank heavens for the ants who through co-operation and teamwork built a tower so tall that they were able to put the little star back in his rightful position in the heavens above. Take that Lion! Take that Giraffe!
I also read a book called "Peppa's Holiday Cruise" starring the worldwide children's literary superstar - Peppa Pig. What a phenomenon she has become with dozens of books, clothing items, confectionery, toys, games, jigsaws and of course the endless videos. Peppa Pig's world is always nice and friendly with hardly any upsets and of course no school shooters, drugs or social media trolling. Nothing like that. Life is all hunky dory in Peppa Pig World.
All too soon, it was time for Phoebe to go to Dronfield swimming pool with Grandma. In the meantime Grandpa Pig had a shower, got dressed and drove Clint to the recycling centre at Gleadless Valley. He was already filled with severed planks of old decking wood. I also took some redundant electrical items including our deceased "Sage" kettle and "Dell" monitor.
Back home the swimming party returned at one fifteen. We had some lunch and tired Little Phoebe then wanted to do some binge watching of Peppa Pig. "Another one! I just want another one!... I promise - last one!" Oh yeah!
Later Grandma Pig took Peppa Pig to Chelsea Park for an hour while Grandpa Pig got on with preparing the evening meal. A homemade chicken bhuna with coconut milk, boiled basmati rice, mini peshwari nans and onion bhajis with mango chutney.
Mummy arrived with the still thriving Baby Margot and Daddy came along at five thirty. He had been working in the city centre office today. Before six thirty the satellite family were ready to leave but Little Phoebe would not give Grandpa his customary big smackeroo of a goodbye kiss. The glint in her eyes was like that of Foxy Loxy just before the end of "Chicken Licken".
3 April 2024
Collateral
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Herons

1 April 2024
Quiztime
I just might make "Quiztime" a regular feature of this humble Yorkshire blog. My quizzes seem to have gone down pretty well so far. Last night I was up at "The Hammer and Pincers" quiz and brought home my quiz answer sheet intending to adapt it for today's quiz. Instead, I decided to ask ten questions connected with blogging. You could easily use my sidebar to work out the answers but it might be nice to have a go from memory. Good luck!
As usual, the answers will appear in the "Comments" section and also as usual - no peeping!
- Which well-known female blogger resides in Ludwisburg, Germany?
- With which Welsh blogger do you most associate the village of Trelawnyd?
- Name the South Carolinian blogger who is the mastermind behind "Sparrow Tree Journal"?
- Name a blogger from The Isle of Man who has recently been on holiday to Bermuda?
- What is the first name of the fellow who produces a frequently political American blog called "I Should Be Laughing"?
- Dave on the north side of The Sheep's Head Peninsula in Ireland has created a blog called "Northsider" but what is his all time favourite band? (a) The Bay City Rollers (b) Take That or (c) Kansas
- Steve Reed in London puts out a blog called "Shadows and Light" but from which Canadian songwriter did he borrow his blog's title?
- Name the blog that is produced by Mary Moon in the village of Lloyd several miles east of Tallahassee in the state of Florida.
- Brighton in England and the Perigord region of south west France contain the homes of one particular senior male blogger but what name does he go by?
- Which blog or blogger won the Yorkshire Pudding Overall Blogger of the Year Award for 2023?
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