This is a terrible blurry picture of the north west corner of our front room. I snapped it a few minutes ago. It is also one of the narrow alcoves next to our chimney breast. When we moved into this house thirty five years ago, the corner was little more than wasted space because we could not find a suitable piece of furniture to go there.
Along came an old friend called Colin and he offered to make us a cupboard that would fit the space very nicely. Not only that but he would do the job at pretty much cost price. It was something like payback time because I had done him a big favour by looking after several thousand pounds for him. This followed a house sale when his relationship broke down and he lost his job.
Colin came from Birmingham and he had left school at fifteen without qualifications. He was born eleven days before me in 1953 and when I first met him he was a hospital porter here in Sheffield. He had followed his sweetheart here when she began her nurse training and besides, he owed a West Indian cannabis dealer in Birmingham a wad of money. It was better to get away.
The one thing Colin had enjoyed at secondary school was woodwork. He had an aptitude for it and was passionate about several different types of wood commonly used in furniture making. He met a man who had his own workshop and was already receiving commissions and soon Colin was working alongside him - producing fine, handcrafted furniture and achieving something good with his life even though the financial rewards were very modest.
Colin and I drifted apart after I finally gave back the last of his money. I can't quite remember the circumstances. Later, a mutual friend told me that he had been thinking about getting back to Birmingham. Maybe that is where he went. He was a difficult bloke to be friends with anyway - often on the attack and burdened by the weight of his troublesome upbringing, his cannabis habit and the painful end of his love if of course love ever really ends.
What I have just written is a sidetrack. Really, the point of this writing is to highlight the cupboard in the corner and to say that there is something in that cupboard that I intend to share with you in a forthcoming blogpost or two.
What on earth could it be?
Is this a quiz?
ReplyDeleteNo - it's a quizmaster's clenched knuckles.
DeleteClenched to restrain QM from setting another quiz? That's what I thought at first. Or to make a fist?
DeleteAnyway, next question: Is this going to be in the exam, Sir?
Yes. Your physical examination Marcie!
Deleteomg. I hope you will at least use a glove.
DeleteA chain mail glove as butchers sometimes use.
DeleteWell that was a quick race to the bottom. I'm traumatized. I might need to see the school counselor.
DeleteWell, that's leading us down the garden path and then changing the program. Nice one.
ReplyDeleteI am like a spider in the centre of web.
DeleteThat is a lovely cupboard. What's inside? Bones? A dress and pumps for when you want to feel special? Could be anything:)
ReplyDeleteI keep my pink ballet dress and my silver pumps in my wardrobe.
DeleteColin sounds like a troubled soul, but he had a good and reliable friend in you. Hopefully, he has not spiralled down into homelessness, as can happen so easily when someone loses their relationship and their job, plus have to move out from their home for whatever reason.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that the cupboard holds a Christmas surprise for someone in your family, or maybe your glamorous outfit for the Laughing Horse ceremony!
My Laughing Horse outfit is currently being spruced up at the dry cleaner's.
DeleteIt is very possible that Colin is already dead. He wasn't the healthiest person and he abused his body with the regular use of cannabis.
If you have some spare thousands of pounds, I can look after the sum for you. The cupboard contains an urn for your ashes, come the time.
ReplyDeleteI will urn my place in heaven. Do you think they'll let you in?
DeleteWithout doubt, a firm no. I'm going somewhere very warm where all the interesting people go.
DeleteDo you mean Geelong?
DeleteCould it be my Christmas present???
ReplyDelete🎁 🤗🥳
Sorry to disappoint you JayCee but I am not sending you a gift this year. After all, you never thanked me for the floral ironing board cover I sent you last year.
DeleteThe cupboard is beautiful and I think it's a shame Colin didn't go on the become a cabinet maker.
ReplyDeleteWell he did actually Elsie!
DeleteCups? Cup board is for displaying cups. That is the etymology of Cupboard.
ReplyDeleteSo if you keep mugs in there does it become a mugboard? With darts inside it would be a dartboard.
DeleteIt's not the remains of Colin is it? I've been watching far too many sinister tv series while I've had the flu.
ReplyDeleteThat is a sick joke Addy! I thought that you were a proper lady - with manners and everything. It must be the flu talking.
DeleteIt's just like my childhood toy cupboard, once my grandparents' sideboard, now in my greenhouse with my brother's 60 year old writing on the inside of the door.
ReplyDeleteHow heart-warming to connect with your late brother in that way. What did he write?
DeleteThe nice thing about being a woodworker, I don't have to search in vain to buy pieces to fit a space. I just build pieces to fit the space.
ReplyDeleteIt is a great talent to have. Your little shed/greenhouse certainly demonstrated your abilities Ed.
DeleteWell, that cupboard is a nice piece of woodwork anyway!
ReplyDeleteColin made it so well.
DeleteFriends do come and go ....
ReplyDeleteAs for the cupboard, it's not Colin inside is it?
No. Bad guess Bob.
DeleteIt looks like the perfect place to store the single malt collection.
ReplyDeleteI drink very little whisky/whiskey as it always disturbs my sleep.
DeleteColin did a lovely job on that cupboard. Hope he found some happiness in life.
ReplyDeleteWe will be on pins and needles until you reveal the item in the cupboard, Neil! ;)
I wish I could meet up with Colin again but he is lost to me.
DeleteGreat story! As to the contents of the beautiful cabinet, I am thinking that perhaps you found the secret compartment Colin built into it, opened it up, and found ten pounds of the finest weed to be offered anywhere.
ReplyDeleteYou American girls! You are incorrigible!
DeleteI love your Christmas decorations - some gold sparkle, a little Christmas tree, a mastodon. All fit perfectly on that cupboard made just for that corner.
ReplyDeleteThe wooden elephant came from India - chosen from a herd of over a hundred. He is called Karl.
DeleteThere's something very special about hand crafted furniture, apart from the fact that it fits the space exactly! I do hope Colin continued to use his talent after he disappeared.
ReplyDeleteNo idea what the special surprise inside is, but from your comment to Jacee, I guess it won't be my Christmas present either!
Your Christmas present is in the post Carol. This year I hoped you might settle for emeralds. Shame the sapphires didn't reach you last year.
DeleteMost attractive cupboard. I guess there's a huge inflatable Santa, reindeer and sleigh in it.
ReplyDeleteGood guess but wrong!
DeleteI really like that piece of furniture. It fits the alcove quite nicely. And I am looking forward to finding out what's in the cupboard!
ReplyDeleteRevelation has now happened.
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