28 December 2024

Henry

Henry the Horse will be one of the stars of this years Laughing Horse Blogging Awards event to be held in the Catholic church on Tristan da Cunha on New Year's Eve. He will appear on all merchandising including key fobs, T-shirts, pens, children's jigsaws, mugs, umbrellas and troll candles.
Senior bloggers Bruce & Keith have even volunteered to dress up in Henry the Horse costumes. Currently, they are in the next cabin to me and Jennifer. We hear them playing card games and laughing uproariously as they share stories and bottles of whisky. Several times we have had to bang on the cabin wall and tell them to shut the **** up.

Oh, and I must report that this morning I saw my first ever blue whale! The mighty creature came to the ocean surface no more than thirty yards away on the port side of "The Jolly Puffin" and simultaneously blew gallons of brine high into the air via its blowhole. It created a kind of mist in which, momentarily, kaleidoscopic rainbow colours danced in the morning sunlight. So beautiful and an image that will always stay with me.

Photo © Steve Reed - sorry about the poor quality
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Meanwhile...

Back in Sheffield, my doppelganger walked over to the suburb  of Nether Edge to donate a few books at the Oxfam shop and to see if the hardback copy of "Bournville" by Jonathan Coe was still unsold. Luckily, it was still there so he snapped it up for a mere £1.99. His wife, Shirley, had given him a paperback copy of this well-received novel for Christmas but the text was far too small for comfortable reading.

He was planning to lounge in "The Byron House" pub with a pint of bitter while he read the opening pages but the establishment was closed. Instead, he sat outside "Cafe Number 9" with a latte that cost as much as a pint. The early afternoon was again mild and sunny and he managed ten pages before a pair of middle-aged women plonked themselves at the other outdoor table and began to gossip like turkeys  before Christmas. Immediately, his reading had to cease.

"The Byron House" pub yesterday

Later, after making a simple pasta dish for dinner, he and his wife went down the hill to his daughter's house. They were on babysitting duty. He read a story version of "Frozen" to his oldest granddaughter who kept interceding with pronunciation advice. Apparently, "Frozen" is meant to be read in a southern California drawl and not in a blunt East Yorkshire accent.

Afterwards, he went downstairs  to watch a documentary film called "Tsunami" which brought tears to his eyes. What a wuss that fellow is! It was about The Indian Ocean disaster that occurred on Boxing Day 2004. Twenty years ago. An estimated 275,000 people died that day. So many untold stories. The documentary focused on just six of those associated heart-rending tales.

Base of tree and stone wall on Brincliffe Edge - yesterday

13 comments:

  1. there's a lot going on here at the same time. I've never sailed before so that's anew experience.

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    1. Just remember there are people in the cabin next door!

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  2. I love Laughing Henry the Horse! The pub looks nice, shame it was closed, but I guess the owners wanted a quiet day during Christmas week.
    That tree looks like it is crawling its way across the ground.

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    1. That is exactly what I thought about that tree Elsie.

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  3. My Mum‘s friend since teenage days died that day, saving his wife‘s live. Dieter was a pilot and one of the best looking men I have ever personally met, and when I was a little girl, I had a crush on him.
    Glad you got the hardback version that allows for more comfortable reading.

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    1. R.I.P. Dieter - you made the ultimate sacrifice.

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  4. Tut...middle aged ladies should be banned from all hospitality establishments.

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    1. Where's the petition? I will sign it immediately. And I will sign another one banning them from smoking cigarettes when sitting outside said establishments.

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  5. Will Pie Friday be playing at the awards ceremony or they in residence at the Byron House?

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    1. They are usually supported by The Mushy Peas and Onion Gravy - there's no way they'd trek to Edinburgh of the Seven Seas.

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  6. It is annoying when noise drives us from the pursuit of enlightenment.

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    1. Is that taken from the gospel of St Luke?

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  7. Let's hope the pubs are open on Tristan da Cunha! You'll not be getting me into any churches! I would fear for the danger to the other attendees.
    Man, I'd love to go visit that pub. So far it may be my favorite of all the pubs you've posted pictures of.
    To me the tree does not look like it is crawling. It looks like it has grabbed onto the earth with tooth and nail and will not be moved. I love it.

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