14 January 2017

Watercolour

Please don't snigger. On Thursday evening I attended my first art class for many's the long year. I sat in a room with fifteen other adult Sheffielders and produced what I think is a passable watercolour picture.

The teacher, John, was encouraging - not dictatorial. He insisted that we would find our own tricks, our own methods of painting. He wasn't about to say. "This is how I do it and you must do exactly the same!"

He began by talking about different qualities of paper and the great usefulness of stretching paper before applying water or paint. He said we would understand what he meant when working upon unstretched paper during our first two hour session.
And if you look at my first attempt you will see that the paper appears somewhat dappled as it has reacted to water and the painting process. I hope that next week I can go along with my own stretched paper as this will make the process easier and more fulfilling.

We were working from photographs that John had distributed. As you can see there is a man at the water's edge. Perhaps he has something on his mind or maybe he just needs an influx of healing solitude.

Anyway, I enjoyed the first class. There are five more to attend. I chose to do it as a spark - to ignite more artwork. I know I can do it if I only try. Long ago when I was eighteen I gained an A grade at A level in Art and also won the school's art prize. I have neglected this talent for far too long. There must be an end to procrastination.

13 January 2017

Strolling


On Wednesday, I set off early from home en route to Oxfam, making a detour through Endcliffe Park. Queen Victoria looked down on me imperiously. This statue once stood in the very heart of Sheffield but in 1930 it was exiled here - possibly because of traffic issues in the centre of the city or maybe because the socialist-leaning city council no longer wished to view The Empress of India when scurrying to attend town hall meetings about poverty, water supplies, education, housing etcetera.

The cafe looked rather quiet. It's very popular on summer afternoons - especially at the weekend. A young father was taking his toddler daughter for  a stroll in the park - she with her first bicycle dressed in a warm pink jumpsuit.
A young woman was sitting cross-legged under a tree, scribbling in her diary. I wondered what she was writing. Half an hour later I saw the same young woman entering "The Lescar" public house on Sharrow Vale Road. Her attire was what you might describe as bohemian and there was something slightly melancholic about her. Not many young women scribble in diaries these days. They're  usually checking out Facebook or exchanging Instagram messages with friends. This girl seemed deeper than that.
Of course Sheffield was built upon steel industries and that fact was in my mind when I snapped a picture of Number 1, Steel Road. Steel Road? Seems a very appropriate street name in a City of Steel. It links Neill  Road with Sharrow Vale Road. From there I walked on to Frog Walk, down by The River Porter where the old snuff mill still stands and along to the General Cemetery. But there was no time for further investigations of its sprawling jumble of  Victorian graves. It was time to get to work.

12 January 2017

Stuff

Down at the Oxfam shop where I work every Wednesday, you never know what sort of items will be donated. Anything and everything seems to come through our door. Citizens of south west Sheffield can be so generous. It is something that I find very heart-warming.

There's always stuff to sort through from designer clothes to chinaware, from maps to original paintings and from postage stamps to paperback books. Of course, shop volunteers are the first to see new donations. We are allowed to purchase items at exactly the same prices our customers would have to pay. All volunteer purchases have to be carefully logged with counter-signatures in a logbook.

In the two years I have worked in the shop, I have hardly bought anything for myself - just a few paperback books and a DVD of one of my favourite films - "Once Upon a Time in America". Other volunteers seem to buy things quite frequently but I have deliberately striven to curtail that temptation. I am there to work not to buy.

However, yesterday I gave in and bought not one but two items I noticed in the shop last week. One is a large hardback book from The Royal Geographical Society, called simply "Illustrated". It contains many fascinating pictures from the early years of travel photography, including the following picture which shows a tea bearer in Sichuan, China. He is carrying numerous "bricks" of tea from a hilly plantation. The photograph was taken in 1908.
The second item I bought is a plate that commemorates one of South Yorkshire's many coal mines. It existed for well over a hundred years, in a village three miles east of Sheffield. It closed soon after The Great Miners' Strike of 1984-85. Coal mining has a special place in my heart as my maternal grandfather and great-grandfathers were all coal miners. Now there are no mines left in South Yorkshire. No more shall our pit wheels turn or our claxons sound. The plate is a souvenir - to remember all those brave men who went down into the bowels of the earth and to honour the mining communities that were broken. Thank you Oxfam and thank you anonymous donors.

11 January 2017

Terri

Theresa May (nee Brasier) with her beloved parents circa 1967
Britain's esteemed political leader, The Right Honourable Theresa Mary May swept to power last year following the departure of Derek Cameron who had shamefully led his people into the great hollow Cave of  Brexit like The Pied Piper of Hamelin. 

Mrs May likes to keep an exceptionally low profile, so low it is almost subterranean. In the run up to the EU referendum, her silence was deafening. 

Downing Street spin doctors and advisers have been urging Saint Theresa to embrace modern technologies in order to enhance her low key public image. Reluctantly, she recently opened a Twitter account and here we find some of her first tweets. Explanatory notes to follow. Please read from the bottom up.
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Explanatory notes:-

Philip - Mrs May's investment banker husband. (She was always attracted to interesting chaps)
Sonning - Village west of London where The Mays have their private abode.
St Andrews Church - Local church in Sonning
"The Bull Inn" - Village pub in Sonning
SamCam - Samantha Cameron - Derek Cameron's wife and previous occupant of 10 Downing Street
"Laura Ashley" - Up-market British fashion and home furnishings business
PM - Prime Minister
"Carlsberg" - Danish lager beer popular in Great Britain
curtains - US drapes
Boris - Boris Johnson Britain's current Foreign Secretary and convenient foil for Mrs May
"Jacobs" - famous English cream cracker makers
"John West "- famous producers of tinned fish
leather trousers - Mrs May is famous for her expensive wardrobe, including a £995 pair of leather trousers by Amanda Wakeley
DC@USA - Washington D.C. - capital of America

10 January 2017

Spoofs

Some other inhabitants of Blog World have enjoyed my spoof Trump tweets and have even requested more. Trump supporters please look away now! Unusually, you again need to read these four tweets from the bottom up. The scene is set. It is midnight in the penthouse of Trump Tower on 5th Avenue, Trumpville (previously known as New York City). The President Elect is up late watching "Fox News", drinking beer and tweeting madly on his cellphone as Melodramia puts her endless embroidery project down for the night...
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It is only right that I should give our own beloved British Premier similar satirical  treatment ("Brexit means Brexit") And this will happen in due course. Watch this space. Theresa May but then again she May not!

9 January 2017

69

69? No, not my age and certainly not the intimate activity that crossed certain minds.No. 69 is the total number of photographs taken by me in 2016 that were shortlisted in the geograph picture of the week process. Fifty two weeks and sixty nine nominations. That's quite an achievement and I am rather proud of it even though only one of my shortlisted pictures made it to the Number 1 spot:-
Lunchtime drinker in "The Old Red Cow", London
Taken in May.
Every week between 2,000 and 7,000 photographs are submitted to geograph so to make the top fifty 69 times proves that I am getting something right. It adds credence to my belief that I have a good eye for a picture. On my various country rambles with camera slung over shoulder, I am always looking for the perfect shot, the best light, special moments to capture. It is partly what motivates me to walk.
geograph Top 12 nominations list 2016
I realise that some visitors will be puzzled about the term "geograph". It is a British-based photographic and geographical website that invites users to portray the 315,000 square kilometres of our islands with mapped pictures. Within the site there are statistical and competitive elements and it is always interesting to see scenes captured by other contributors. To visit the home page of geograph, go here.

My 69 nominations seem to tell the story of last year - at least my story.  Beginning with some industrial premises off Carlisle Street in Sheffield and ending with The Rawson Spring Container Bar at Hillsborough, the nominations include pictures from The Isle of Man, Spurn Head, London, Liverpool, Huddersfield and of course my beloved Peak District. It's a magnificent mosaic and this is just a sample of it:-
If I was to be pushed to come up with a personal Top Three from my nominations, I might well choose these:-

In Third Place:-
Taken in February at Stanage Edge.

In Second Place:-
Taken in November further along Stanage Edge

In First Place:-
Taken on my birthday under the arches at Borough Market near London Bridge.

8 January 2017

Newcomer

Yet new tweets from The President Elect. 
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