Some other inhabitants of Blog World have enjoyed my spoof Trump tweets and have even requested more. Trump supporters please look away now! Unusually, you again need to read these four tweets from the bottom up. The scene is set. It is midnight in the penthouse of Trump Tower on 5th Avenue, Trumpville (previously known as New York City). The President Elect is up late watching "Fox News", drinking beer and tweeting madly on his cellphone as Melodramia puts her endless embroidery project down for the night...
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It is only right that I should give our own beloved British Premier similar satirical treatment ("Brexit means Brexit") And this will happen in due course. Watch this space. Theresa May but then again she May not!
oh wow! he will come after you soon
ReplyDelete"Yorkshore Pudding? Don't even know me - most overrated blogger in Yorkshore!"
Deletehahahaha! It's like you have access to his most deepest bigly tremendous thinkings!
ReplyDeleteI've been hacking his brain k... but not with a machete.
DeleteDeep inside of DT, oh yes! We only know the surface yet.
ReplyDeleteDeep inside DT? No way! I shall leave that up to other men.
DeleteI m not sure that the is a " deep" inside The Donald. Just what we see.
ReplyDeletePerhaps one day dictionaries of quotations will record the wise sayings of D.Trump along with Sophocles, Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill... but somehow I doubt it.
DeleteProbably time to move on. You are becoming tiresome. Maybe time to look a little inward, maybe Brexit problems can use your unique talents.
ReplyDeleteI hear what you are saying KCD. Are you a Trump supporter?
DeleteUnfortunately YP, I have to agree with KCD - not so much tiresome, but time to move on. We are getting fed up with being constantly reminded of the level of intelligence displayed by a man who will shortly be in charge of the most powerful country in the Western Hemisphere. We're all going to have to live with it, wherever we are.
ReplyDeleteOkay CG. Your wish is my command. Tomorrow Theresa May will be tweeting like a nightingale... or perhaps a wood pigeon.
DeleteI'd be worrying you might be under surveillance, YP! Can't be too careful these days ... still very funny, though :)
ReplyDeleteThank you Jenny. They might be watching you too! Check outside for parked vans with aerials.
DeleteBrilliant! Maybe you should set up a spoof Twitter account. Or maybe you have...
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