Yet new tweets from The President Elect.
They should be read from the bottom up _______________________________________________________
8 January 2017
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Gawd help us all
ReplyDeleteHear! Hear!
DeleteThe worst part is how much these sound like the actual tweets that man has posted!!
ReplyDelete(The best part is how funny these are)
Sometimes you've just got to laugh Jenny... otherwise you'd cry.
DeleteThis made my day! Ha!
ReplyDeleteOnly one "Ha!"? Next time The Donald will be tweeting about "Whining Pink Sparrow Tree Journal"!
DeleteYou are so au courant, Pudding, with these "fake news" items. You gave yourself away because Americans don't say whingeing. We say whining. Also, for your future reference, we don't say whilst either. Well, I do upon occasion when I want to express solidarity with all admirers and subjects of Her Majesty The Queen.
ReplyDeleteI should have run the tweets by you first Bob - to achieve greater authenticity.
DeleteThe Donald says such things RWP, he isn't in possession of a native tongue.
DeleteWell done Mr. Pudding!
Hi Reamus! The question is - Was Mr Brague whining or whingeing?
DeleteI don't see him using British-style spelling, however. Can either of you?
DeleteCheeky chap!
Delete"the chosen one" OMG!!
ReplyDeleteyou should apply to be his social media manager
The Donald does not require social media managers like Crooked Hillary and Barrack Whasshisname. The Donald can take care of all that hisself.
DeleteI guess even a total idiot like him has dreams....! Which are, alas, everyone else's nightmares !
ReplyDeleteHe dreams of when he was a little boy and Mom spanked his bare bottom for stealing cookies from the jar. "Ain't nobody done spank me no more Mom!"..."Git to yer room Donny! You bin a bad, bad boy!"
DeleteMaybe I should start to blog in German, so that he won't understand anything there, should he happen to stumble across it.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, one never knows - his parents were German, weren't they...
I know that Germans are immensely proud of Mr Trump's German connections but his mother was from The Isle of Lewis where Graham Edwards dwells.
DeleteImagine he really would check out your blog YP, I'm sure he doesn't have your sense of humor, wonder if he might have any? Definitely he is narcistic enough to set up a blog ;-) (to take up the statement you recently made).
ReplyDeleteHe seems very literal and doesn't get satire, irony or nuanced humour. Be careful what you blog about Beech!
DeleteI adored this!
ReplyDeleteTrump's gonna build another great wall. An who's a gonna build it? Yeah right! Wales. Wales gonna build the wall.
DeleteHaha, initially I thought they were real! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteI am happy I made you laugh Joey!
DeleteI really, really hope you can keep up these snippets. They're a hoot!
ReplyDeleteI might post a few more but very soon it will be back to the usual tripe Ian.
DeleteI have a vague hunch that you may not be all too fond of mr Trump??? How sad, he is such a....colourful character, quite a little charmer he is. My teenagers call him the Orange man, but without the vitamins if you follow me, they seem to refer to the colour...I agree with John and the others here, keep this up, mr Pudding, it just might do the trick. Laughing at evil can diminish it's powers, not in any way relating that quote to mr Trump, off course..we may add one or two prayers as well!
ReplyDeleteAmen Fairtrader Amen.
DeleteI love all of these. Keeping my fingers crossed that he actually does better than we all fear. You have to remain optimistic !!
ReplyDeleteYou are right Helen. Maybe he has just been jossing before taking the reins.
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