28 December 2010

Mimicry

Recently I gave permission for the "Emmerdale" actress Catherine Tyldesley to imitate that famous scene from "American Beauty" where Mena Suvari lies on a bed of red roses. Miss Tyldesley was raising money for a charity which seeks to conquer muscular dystrophy. Her take on the "American Beauty" scene was to lie - not amidst roses - but in a bed of Yorkshire puddings!

Here's Miss Suvari:-
And here's Miss Tyldesley:-

I hope you will agree that the second picture is much sexier. I mean, what's going to turn a red-blooded man on the most? A dolly bird on a bed of roses or the same on a bed of Yorkshire puddings? No contest! The only thing missing from Miss Tyldesley's picture is lashings of onion gravy. Old Robbie Burns had it wrong when he wrote:-

Oh my love is like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June;
My love is like the melodie
That's sweetly played in tune.
It surely should have read:-
Oh my love is like a Yorkshire Pudding
That's newly risen in the pan
My love is like the Christmas jumper
That was knitted by my nan.

Next time Miss Tyldesley wishes to do a photoshoot, I will propose that she lies in bed with just one Yorkshire Pudding - that's if I can fit her in to my busy schedule!

8 comments:

  1. Sorry YP it just doesn't do it for me!
    Cheers
    Helen

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  2. "I will propose that she lies in bed with just one Yorkshire Pudding"
    Hush your mouth, YP. Have you been at the Christmas sherry, man?

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  3. At first I thought they were pizzas!

    I do believe adding such phrases as "newly sprung in June" and "newly risen in the pan" to the post have given it a certain pornographic quality...you sly devil, you.

    But I find pizza much sexier than Yorkshire Pudding.

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  4. When you find time to bake her that Yorkshire Pudding, I'd love the recipe, YP.





    That was what you meant, wasn't it?

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  5. Anonymous12:56 pm

    Honestly! No hips and a fake tan. But whatever floats your boat darling.

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  6. It's just not the same without the gravy, YP.

    Merry almost new year!

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  7. Anonymous10:04 am

    Well you asked me to leave a comment so here it is. Miss S. looks likes she's dead, as if she's in a crucifix position compared to Ms.YP who looks like she's saying " come and get it"; and I don't mean the 'YP!

    By the way I was the one backing out in the car park this afternoon. I thought who's that miserable so and so who's blocked my reversal!!!

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  8. I reckon we can blame RWP for inferring this one is about pornography and sex ~ for the search engines I mean.

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