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| The Alfond Inn, Orlando |
I'm sitting on a big aeroplane operated by "Delta" - in seat D1 to be precise and we are currently thirty thousand feet above the Atlantic Ocean. It's the morning flight from Manchester to Orlando, Florida. I didn't even realise that you can now connect to the internet whilst in flight! Quite amazing.
There's an enormous coffee-coloured woman next to me. Wobbly rings of flabby flesh are overlapping into my personal space and she is snoring like an old sow. I believe that the technical term for her physical state is "obese" though it is not a word I normally like to see or even hear. Her body odour is also noteworthy - like a rugby team's forgotten laundry basket.
In just over an hour, we'll be touching down and then I am going to get a cab to my hotel - The Alfond Inn - before travelling on to "The Laughing Horse Tavern" for tonight's big event. Oh my god, Michelin Woman has passed wind! Euurgh! ...See you there folks! And for those of you who cannot be in Orlando tonight - HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You crazy man ~ perhaps they should be the Crazy Horse Awards. 2016 is chugging along very nicely thus far at 1:52am on Friday 1/1/16 QLD Time
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to dance with you Carol. I have heard that you are dynamite on the dance floor.
DeleteAnd, Happy 2016 to you and Shirley, my friend. May it be the year that brings peace and quiet to the world. And happiness. And love for our fellow man!
ReplyDeleteYou been smoking weed again Mama Thyme? Those things will never happen. See you in Betty's Tavern. I'll buy you a "bud" and if I might be so bold plant a little peck on your cheek for New Year. I hope BB won't mind
DeleteHappy New Year YP. We're well into New Year's Day and the year ahead is looking good. Australia is putting in a bit to have the 2017 awards here in Queensland. We promise continual sunshine here in the Sunshine State.
DeleteI am surprised that you were able to write this comment Helen. everybody knows how much alcohol the average Australian adult consumes on New Year's Eve... but I guess that you are not "average". Happy New Year!
DeleteEnjoy your award time Mr. Pud, no doubt you will be recognized !
ReplyDeleteWishing you and yours a New Year filled with love, happiness and peace.
~Jo
For some reason BinT I have never won one of these Laughing Horse Awards. I guess I must try harder. Happy New Year ma'am.
DeleteHave fun
ReplyDeleteHappy New year old bean , hoping 2016 will be a cracker xxxxxxx
See you tonight for the sound check JG. Looking forward to meeting you at long last. Did you remember to get your tuxedo cleaned before the flight?
DeleteI'm sorry you've had to experience such turbulence during your flight, Yorkie! High winds are a-blowing it seems!
ReplyDeleteI hope 2016 treats you more kindly than your flight did...may there be no more wind blowing your way. Happy New Year to you all. :)
See you in "The Laughing Horse Tavern" Lee. I will be wearing a pink carnation so you should spot me pretty quickly. If you are nice, I will buy you a small dry sherry and then we can arm wrestle! Happy 2016!
DeleteHave a really excellent 2016.
ReplyDeleteThe same to you Adrian. Thanks for being such an interesting blogging buddy. Happy New Year Sir!
DeleteSee you at midnight, Mr Pudding! Sorry your flight was so stinky. That woman beside you must have been an American. :)
ReplyDeleteNo way Jennifer! American women are clean and sweet-smelling. Like lilies of the valley. This woman was very definitely French! See you in "The Laughing Horse". If you are nice to me I might even buy you a drink!
DeleteMake it a whiskey sour, please!
DeleteHappy New Year to you and all the best in 2016.
ReplyDeleteI echo your comment Red. Thank you.
DeleteHappy New Year to you and yours, YP and enjoy your trip to the award ceremony. Will there be TV coverage here in the UK?
ReplyDeleteOf course there was Jenny. It was on Channel 5. Happy New Year!
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