3 January 2013


The Rotunda, Stainborough Park - New Year's Day walk
I'm not sure how I felt the night before I last flew to Thailand but tonight jungle butterflies are flapping their wings crazily in my stomach. It's like my mind and my body are reacting to the prospect of what's about to happen - flying half way round the world to another way of living in the hazy tropical heat of Bangkok. No longer will my days be my own to make of them what I will. Instead, I'll be in an air-conditioned school, obeying the commands of the classroom clock. And I'll be thousands of miles away from my nice Yorkshire life with Shirley and the paths of the Peak District, thousands of miles from Hull City's promotion campaign and my local pub where I am well-known and well-liked.

Of course it could all go pear-shaped. The Bangkok school is effectively owned by a big Thai insurance company and all employees have to undergo a rigorous medical which includes a blood sample, urine sample, weighing scales, height measurement, blood pressure and worst of all in the case of male teachers -dropping your kegs so that the doctor can squeeze the victim's testicles and examine one's old lad. Not the kind of activity I normally choose. Last summer an ex-pat teacher was sent home because he failed the medical and last time I had mine, the school secretary knew the fine details of my - presumably confidential - examination. No wonder she later kept fluttering her eyelashes at me. So anyway, I might be back home next Monday. After all that rich Christmas fayre and New Year's Eve boozing I'm definitely not at peak fitness just now.

It's another adventure. And at my age I know that I am lucky to have it presented to me on a plate. For this I thank my former apprentice - Gordon whose lovely wife has now produced a healthy little girl called Alexa. She was born just before Christmas and is the reason I'm Thailand bound in the morning. Hopefully, I will see her on Friday afternoon.

Our daughter Frances will come out to South East Asia in mid-February - partly to see me and partly to visit an old school friend in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. That's something to look forward to. She never really had a "gap year" like many of her well-travelled friends - even though she spent a year at university in Birmingham, Alabama. It will be a much different world for her to taste.

So that's it. My mammoth suitcase is filled with essentials and the next time I make a blogpost it will come to you from Bangkok. The plane leaves from Manchester tomorrow afternoon - Dubai first and then onwards over India to Thailand. If the experience is half as good as it was last time I'll be very happy. Adios!


  1. I hope you pass your physical with flying colors, and have a wonderful experience in Bangkok.

  2. Safe travels to you, Mr. Pudding. I know you will miss your walks as we will miss your prose and pictures from the same. We all await new stories and photos from your new assignment. Best of luck!

  3. Look forward to hearing about your adventures in Bangkok. Will you be staying at the same place as last time? It 's nice to return to where you were comfortable and they know you. Saves time settling in and you can just get on with the adventure.
    Have fun.

  4. Safe journey, and enjoy the adventure..we will be here enjoying the upcoming blog posts and pics.

  5. Off again??? Safe journey and I hope all goes well. The medical sounds fun ;)

  6. At Manchester Airport now - a cool international traveller tapping away at his laptop like the rest. Thanks to you all for your good wishes...
    MARY Z I wish you were examining me instead!
    MOUNTAIN THYME Yes I shall miss my therapeutic walks - not so easy to walk in Thialnd with the often oppressive heat.
    HELEN Yes sam compond but not the same lovely room. They are giving me a little apartment this time.
    LIBBY I will try to keep amusing you.
    JENNY Fun? i'd rather be slapped in the face with a wet haddock!

  7. Anyone raised on a diet of Real Yorkshire Pudding washed down with real ale will breeze a medical!

    Honestly, with all the miles you've walked, I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil!

    Don't forget to find me that Thai chef for my restaurant, Fat Hippo's, please. I am serious! Negotiable salary, a share in the restaurant takings, board and lodging, flights, visa costs and medical insurance. As an equal opportunities employer I could not care less if the successful applicant was male, female, gay, lesbian or transgender so long as it can cook. Oh, and speak enough English, German, French or Portuguese for us to communicate...

    You have a nice stay in Thailand, YP but when you are poaching kippers for breakfast, please remember that I want you to poach a Chef for me as well!

  8. Essential items in that suitcase like: Tetley's Tea, Branston Pickle, Heinz Salad Cream and Marmite. Here's hoping...

  9. Essential items in that suitcase like: Tetley's Tea, Branston Pickle, Heinz Salad Cream and Marmite. Here's hoping...

  10. Happy travels YP! Better to have some not-so-excellent experiences in amongst all the marvelous ones, than not to have any at all. Nothing ventured...
    Looking forward to your posts!

  11. As far as I have been able to determine, Ho Chi Minh City is nothing at all like Birmingham, Alabama.

    Happy travels....

  12. Sorry I missed saying farewell. I'm sure you will as adventure generally dogs your every step. I can't wait to hear!


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