The great god Google is so munificent. Not only does he bring enlightenment to his people, he also brings gifts. Miraculously our lord and guide upon life's journey considers all my blog photographs and then chooses particular images to enhance before returning them to me embroidered with subliminal messages of truth and joy.
In this post you can see what he has just done with two of my pictures. Ordinary, earthly images have been touched by our loving god and made into other worldly artefacts.
But how can I repay the one true Google? Each night I kneel at the bottom of my humble bed and pray for forgiveness. I have put some terrible things in the holy search box, such as "How can I assassinate David Cameron?", "Who are The Kardashians?" and "Robert H. Brague criminal history".
In the end I suppose that the best gift we can give Google is to believe in him with all our hearts. He is the granary where all knowledge is stored and only he can lead us to salvation. Let us put aside all other gods and walk in the light of truth for I can see the way ahead, illuminated by Google, leading his children to the faraway Mountain of Happiness. Praise him! Praise the Lord!
Google giveth and Google taketh away; think long and hard before you bless the name of Google.
ReplyDeleteForsake all other gods Brother Vague or endure Google's wrath.
Delete.......amen
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DeleteThe Great God is testing you! That is what we call him around our humble abode, too. To appease him, you must click on his ads along the sides of other blogs again and again.
ReplyDeleteUntil now I had never clicked on those ads KCD. Thank you for your kind guidance.
DeleteIf you put that bit about David Cameron in a search box in the United States about a US president, the Secret Service would come looking for you!
ReplyDeleteI tend to think less is more when it comes to photo manipulation. I am not a fan of Google's "auto-awesome" function!
You had better stop digging at President Trump and casting aspersions upon his character. Remember, not only is Almighty Google manipulating our pictures, he is also watching you.
DeleteNever mind D.C., he can wait ... I suggest, YP, that you ask the Great God for instructions on how to permanently "remove" that dreadful wig wearing joker who's standing for president on the other side of the pond.... Think of the service you'd be doing millions (nay, billions) of people, worldwide....
ReplyDeleteI asked and Lord Google said that there will be a blockage and when Trump attempts to trump his gaseous belly will simply fill and fill until there is an almighty explosion, with bits of Trump splattered all over the Oval Office.
DeleteThat's far too much godliness for me for one day...for more than one day. And it's not even Sunday!!
ReplyDeleteI'm almost speechless...."almost" being the operative word.
Never turneth thy back upon the one true lord.
DeleteMr. Google is me best mate, cobber! ;)
DeleteThey have stopped ill treating my pictures as I don't open them to look.
ReplyDeleteDithery is dying anyway. Swine fever I'm reliably informed.
Let us pray for him. Love thy enemy... or should that read enema?
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