24 March 2006

Warning

This is a general warning to the inhabitants of Blogworld concerning identity theft. Unwittingly, I have been the innocent victim of two cunningly fraudulent assaults upon my character. In the latest fraud, a redneck hussy from North Carolina, sometimes known as Amy Carol, otherwise Mrs Friday's Web, has attempted to mock me by superimposing my head on a "Fantasy Island" promotional picture from the nineteen seventies. I wish to state categorically and emphatically that at no stage in my life have I ever appeared on a TV programme with a French midget called Tattoo. The idea of me befriending anybody from France is utterly ridiculous. If I had the technical skill to do it, I would superimpose Ms Amy Carol's head on the body of Roseanne Barr and we'd see how she'd like that! A previous fraud involved a simian beast from Seattle who plonked a chef's hat on my head in order to amuse the blog-surfing public. This was most distressing. See below, the original "Fantasy Island" picture alongside the cunning handiwork of the North Carolina sex education specialist:-
Link to
- the ocean going orgy -
- notion spawned
by the said Amy Carol

6 comments:

  1. Ho ho! You liked the chef's hat, admit it.

    I am dancing all over your blog, doing jigs and leaving muddy gorilla footprints everywhere. I am unstoppable! You are as much an "innocent victim" as I am Brad Pitt.

    P.S. Ginger biscuits! I crave ginger biscuits.

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  2. Yea but .... You look mahavelous!!!

    Wrong latin star?

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  3. *following gorilla tracks* ~~ Oh~~ I'm here!
    Darlin Yorkie~~ has it occured to you that the lovely Ms Amy Carol could have superimposed your head on the person of short stature?

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  4. Oo err Kelly - me as a French midget! That is the stuff of nightmares! But if Amy Carol did it, I'd put her head on the body of Barbara Bush!

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  5. Great post, and by the way, thank you too for listing me. Whoever came up with the idea of a French midget named Tatoo should be sent to detention!

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