"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." - Hamlet Act II scene ii
31 January 2024
War
30 January 2024
Me
29 January 2024
Flooding
On Saturday, I mentioned the little Nottinghamshire village where I parked ahead of my latest country walk. There was clear evidence of recent flooding - including thin pipes emerging from letterboxes. I have little doubt that they were draining water from damp extractors set up inside the houses.
At the football match, a man showed me mobile phone footage of his brother canoeing upon the huge flood that stretched right up the east side of The River Trent - the third longest river in England. Today I found this amateur drone footage of the village of Girton in the first week of this year. By the way, there is no music or commentary. You can see the little church where I parked Clint:-
28 January 2024
Collaborators
McCartney and Lennon, Rogers and Hammerstein, Rice and Lloyd-Weber, John and Taupin, Gilbert and Sullivan - just a small sample of successful writing duos. And now a new duo have announced themselves to the world of entertainment - Northsider and Pudding. Their first collaboration, "Betty and Gerald" was inspired by the couple sitting on the bench in this picture snapped last year on the island of Tenerife:-
(Pause)
GERALD. Read it? I saw them play live. I even bought a T shirt!
Are that Irish couple still stalking us?
BETTY They're on the other side of the poinsettias.
GERALD Do you think they'd be up for a bit of wife swapping?
BETTY I hope so. He looks a right hunk!
(Pause)
BETTY What do you want for your tea?
GERALD You ring me and ask this question every day when I'm at work.
BETTY. They aren't Irish they're saying "summat" and "nowt" all the time. Are we going to Lidl and we will make some Sangria back at Hotel Bastardo?
GERALD Hi alright.
(Pause)
GERALD Are Summat and Nowt the names of their solicitors or their budgerigars?
BETTY Oh Gerry, you are so old-fashioned! Nobody keeps budgies any more.
GERALD If that's true, why is that Anglo-Irish bloke over there wearing budgie smugglers?
BETTY Are we trying some of that pie hella (paella) for tea Gerald?
GERALD I suppose so. Do they serve chips with it?
(Betty and Gerald rise from the park bench simultaneously and both fart in harmony. They giggle.)
GERALD We are like The Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band!
BETTY Ha-ha-ha-ha!
BETTY More tea vicar? You've ate all the ruddy cake!
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Any film producers or publishers visiting this blogpost on the lookout for new talent, please understand that Northsider and Pudding will do anything you want if there's a big, fat cheque (American: check) at the end!
27 January 2024
Girton
26 January 2024
Canada
25 January 2024
Holdovers
24 January 2024
Solution
23 January 2024
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What the?
22 January 2024
Susan
21 January 2024
Seven
Seven Things To Do Before I Die:
2 – Hand carve a wooden bowl ❌
3 - Grow up ❌
4 - Learn how to wolf whistle with two fingers under my tongue ❌
6 – Build a Portuguese style barbecue in our garden ❌
7 - Get to know my grandchildren.✔DONE
Seven Things I Cannot Do:
1 – Wolf whistle.
2 - Change the spark plugs on a car.
3 – Watch hospital operations on TV.
4 – Pass a beggar without feeling guilty
5 - Physically hurt anyone
6 - Intentionally kill an insect.
7 – Believe in God
Seven Things That Attract Me To...Blogging:
1 - Seeing my own words published.
2 – The randomness of it all.
3 – Contacting other people from around the world.
4 – The design element – how a blog looks.
5 - Freedom of choice – what I put.
6 – Regular contacts with favourite bloggers.
7 - It beats watching TV.
Seven Things I Say Most Often:
1 – Chairs under everybody! I'm just going shopping.
3 – Good morning! Good morning!
4 – Thank you Thank you
5 – Oo! That's better. Good night love!
6 – Fucking hell. Do we have to watch this shit?
7 - Pint of bitter please. I'm just going out to feed the birds.
Seven Books That I Love:
1 – Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte ✔
2 – Nostromo – Joseph Conrad ✔
3 - Kes – Barry Hines ✔
4 – Angela’s Ashes - Frank McCourt ✔
5 - The Magus - John Fowles ✔
6 - Jude The Obscure - Thomas Hardy ✔
7 – Animal Farm - George Orwell ✔
Seven Movies That I Could Watch Again:
1 – Schindler’s List ✔
2 - Titanic✔
3 – Once Upon a Time in America ✔
4 - Midnight Express ✔
5 - One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest ✔
6 - The Last Picture Show ✔
7 - Mutiny on The Bounty ✔
20 January 2024
Aphorisms
- All of us are failures; we all die. Nobody wants to be a nobody. All our acts are partly devised to fill or to mask the emptiness we feel at the core. We all like to be loved or hated; it is a sign that we shall be remembered, that we did not 'not exist'.
- The profoundest distances are never geographical.
- The genius, of course, is largely indifferent to contemporary success; and his/her commitment to his/her ideals, both artistic and political, is profoundly, Byronically, indifferent to their contemporary popularity.
- There comes a time in each life like a point of fulcrum. At that time you must accept yourself. It is not any more what you will become. It is what you are and always will be.
- We all want things we can't have. Being a decent human being is accepting that.
- Being an atheist is a matter not of moral choice, but of human obligation.
- I think we are just insects, we live a bit and then die and that’s the lot. There’s no mercy in things. There’s not even a Great Beyond. There’s nothing.
- There is no plan. All is hazard. And the only thing that will preserve us is ourselves.
19 January 2024
Ludicrousness
18 January 2024
Holloway
Ask any native British person to name a famous nurse from history and they are sure to mention Florence Nightingale. Though she was born in Florence, Italy most of her childhood happened in and around the village of Holloway in Derbyshire. She played a big part in dragging nursing into the modern world and is also fondly remembered as "The Lady With The Lamp" who tended to wounded soldiers during The Crimea War (1853-1856).
17 January 2024
Stars
When the news was over, I was about to get up from the sofa when a film came on the BBC. It was "A Star Is Born" starring Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. Having never seen it before, I kind of got hooked and before you knew it two hours had passed by and the film was over.
I know it received many plaudits when it first came out back in October 2018 and tonight I was nicely entertained by it but not knocked out, not wowed. Lady Gaga gave a great performance as rising star Ally Maine and the same was true of Bradley Copper playing ageing country star Jack Maine.
The ending seemed strange. The reasons for Jack's suicide were not entirely clear or convincing and we did not get to witness the reality of the death and its aftermath - including a funeral. It seemed quite inauthentic from my viewpoint.
Anyway, if I had got up from the sofa at ten thirty you would have been reading a much better blogpost than this one. It was going to be an Oscar winner but now I have forgotten what I was going to write so instead I will leave you with a very recent picture of another star who was born eleven weeks ago- our Little Margot...
16 January 2024
Revisitation
When you write poetry as I have been doing intermittently since the age of seven, it is easy to get caught up in the moment of completion - when you determine that the poem is done, finished. However, it is often illuminating to reconsider poems you wrote months, years or even decades before - to see them anew. It can be like reviewing somebody else's poetry.
Over the years, I have posted numerous self-crafted poems here at "Yorkshire Pudding". I have tended to title such blogposts "Poem" in order to facilitate my own future searches. However, that is not always the case and back in December 2018 I shared an environmental poem I had written called "Once" under that blogpost title.
I guess that countless poems concerning Nature, the environment and anxiety about our planet's future have been produced in the last decade. It's hard to say anything new or original on the topic.
Most of us feel the pain of what is going on out there and we feel rather helpless. It is as if we are standing here watching creatures disappear, witnessing rising sea levels, desertification and the depletion of forests. What can we do? Well at the very least we can write a poem and thereby share feelings, release emotional pressure. As in World War One, great tragedy is invariably an effective melting pot for poetry.
Once there were tigers
Padding through shadows
Anticipating another kill
They were quiet
But you could sense
Their presence
Watching. Breathing.
Or lapping furtively
From jungle streams.
Once there were hedgehogs
Snuffling in soil
Or scurrying homeward.
Living quietly
They preferred the night
Yet were amongst us
Feeding on worms
Rolling into needle balls
When danger called.
Once albatrosses
Rode on invisible winds
Circling the globe
Seeking squid or sprats
Gliding over oceans
That furrowed white below.
It is reported that
The very last pair
Danced on camera
Beaks raised to southern skies
Emitting melancholic cries
Like dodos.
15 January 2024
Spencer
Stanley Spencer (1891 -1959) was born and raised in the village of Cookham by The River Thames in the county of Berkshire. That village remained a key reference point for the rest of his life. It figured in much of his art and was his spiritual home. Furthermore, it is where he was buried along with his first wife Hilda.
Stanley Spencer was an odd fish and in following his calling to be an artist, he did not play by anybody else's rules. He developed his own styles and pursued the themes that interested him - from Cookham to warfare to spirituality to shipyards to nudity to surrealism. In his private life, he was often tormented - mostly by his own inadequacies as he reached for a way of being that he hoped would rise above mundanity. Of course, this always eluded him.
In World War I, he volunteered to be a hospital orderly and it was only in the last full year of the conflict that he joined an infantry unit in Macedonia fighting against combined German and Bulgarian forces. Unlike his older brother Sydney, Stanley Spencer survived that war and returned to Cookham to finish a painting he had begun there in 1915 called "Swan Upping".
14 January 2024
Three
Phoebe will be three years old in the morning. She was born on January 15th 2021 in the time of covid, a hundred years after my mother who of course never got to see her delightful great grand-daughter.
Today (Sunday) Phoebe had her birthday party in the local church hall. The same hall where her mother was once a brownie scout. There was a bouncy castle and a ballpit and food and drink for both small children and their accompanying adults.
How lovely it all was and Phoebe received many gifts and cards. She was dressed as Belle from "Beauty and The Beast" with her long yellow dress, tiara and yellow gloves. She had fun.
The picture above was taken last week when Phoebe helped her grandma with some baking. We both love that little girl entirely and completely which probably means the same thing.
13 January 2024
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