Meantime, here in The Lair of the Beast, I am preparing to go on a little walking and sightseeing day excursion in Nottinghamshire. First, I need a shower. Please avoid the temptation to picture me standing in the shower cubicle covered in soap suds.
4 August 2018
This weekend, Shirley has escaped from The Beast. She is down in London with three other Sheffield mums. They had dinner with their sons last night. The picture suggests that it was a happy occasion. There's Shirley with Ian on the right and next to them is Frances's chap Stew with his mum.
Last night, we lay down on sunbeds and watched Mrs Moon rise like a tangerine over The Aegean Sea. To capture the beauty of the scene fa...
Chavs being chavvish. Just the other day, I spotted a male "chav" down by the local Methodist church. He was wearing a Burberrry...
So there I was standing in the kitchen of our son's terraced house. Something caught my eye outside in his little urban garden. It was a...