My friend Mike told me a story the other night...
A man went into a restaurant for an early evening meal and spoke to the waiter before placing his order.
The man said, "To start with I'd like soup of the day. What's that?"
The waiter replied, "It's badger, badger soup."
"Okay I'll have that then, " said the man. "And what do you recommend for the main course?"
"I recommend the roasted badger."
The man was a little puzzled. "Okay. How about dessert?"
"We've got badger mousse!"
Still puzzled the man asked, "How come every course is badger?"
The waiter replied, "Oh sorry - I assumed you wanted the sett menu."