Apologies for the foul language but it wasn't me - it was the gorilla!
"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." - Hamlet Act II scene ii
13 October 2020
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Is the mask to protect the Gorilla from catching Covid off us humans YP? He should get some of that Gorilla Tape stuck on his mouth.😊
ReplyDeleteI have seen Gorilla tape in B&Q but I have yet to see a gorilla pushing a trolley.
DeleteThe Gorilla isn't the only one fed up with it all. Never mind the language I get rid of my frustrations with a bit of it sometimes.
ReplyDeleteBriony
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Naughty Briony! Which Swiss finishing school did you attend?
DeleteI watched that clip with subtitles on. Made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteHappy to have tickled your fancy this morning JayCee.
DeleteLOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteHappy chuckling Ms Moonbeam.
DeleteWe've all been there! LOL
ReplyDeleteSurely a meticulously well-organised fellow like you would never ever forget his mask!
DeleteHe speaks for all of us methinks.
ReplyDeleteAs you have oodles of common sense Jean - surely you never forget your mask?
DeleteBrilliant piece of writing. A true ear for language. How much did they pay you for the script?
ReplyDeleteThree shillings and sixpence. The same amount they gave/give you for your paper round.
DeleteI love a good swear
ReplyDeleteIt has been noted.
DeleteHow funny! I see that in the parking lot every time I buy groceries!
ReplyDeleteYou have gorillas in Missouri or just some obese men who look like gorillas?
DeleteOne resident of our building invariably forgets her mask when she goes out and has to return to get one. I suggested she carry a spare in her handbag.
ReplyDeleteAnd then she clouted you with the handbag.
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